*Edit : stop bumping this thread, it's full of idiots.
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Cause I have a wife and that would be immoral.
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I can't afford them ;)
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Because I gave up.
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I got out of a long term relationship a few months ago because she wanted to focus only on school and just a couple weeks ago had a girl tell me she didn't want to keep dating after going to a church camp. "Religion is really important to me!" Cool I respect that and totally support that you believe in what you believe because you made that decision, I don't understand how it could be a point of contention if I would rather pray at a meal with you then tell you I can't cause of my non-beliefs.
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Because I'm solitary
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Friend already took her, isn't the true point of love to make someone happy? She seems to be, so I just stay friendly to keep from ruining her happiness…
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I'm having a hard time getting another grill. The first one broke my heart when the Ignition switch was broken. Please help me find another one :(
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Because my father forbids it and I am a good child. [spoiler]Mostly[/spoiler]
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I'm currently deep in self development. Have rejected multiple ladies. I'm not ready yet. Will be there in about 2 months.
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I live out in the ass end of nowhere and all the girls here are all either ugly or sluts
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Because I have a wife and the thought of having 2 women bossing me around makes me want to hang myself
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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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I cant stand people around me or touching me.
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She didn't swallow.
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Edited by YAGER H0ZER: 8/16/2014 8:10:38 PMDestiny
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Because I'm engaged.
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Edited by TheMassimo1997: 8/16/2014 7:19:42 PMI wanna wait so I can actually drive on my own, and get more money to get in a relationship. Also, I'm not the best with women. And I'm not that great looking either.
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Tu Chocolate Caliente
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Because I haven't found one like Ellen Page yet.
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Because my wife would kill me
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Because I'm not in love.
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There aren't any girls that fit my standards at the moment.
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Who on needs a Gf when I have [spoiler]your mom[/spoiler]
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I'm more into men right now.
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I have one tho.