*Edit : stop bumping this thread, it's full of idiots.
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I'm a grill but I don't think we can date I just got out of a relationship with charcoal and hamburger meat. Sorry honey bun
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[quote] *Edit : stop bumping this thread, it's full of idiots. [/quote] Make me
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Well I'm a grill so...... I don't know you.
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Edited by DocDovahkiin: 9/20/2014 11:49:01 PMCause my school is full of whores and I don't want herpees and the ones that aren't whores are snobs, no thank you, there are ones that aren't but I've know them since we were kids and that'd be awkward
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Because they think gaming is dumb. And the one who game dont care about halo. So that pretty much kills it.
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They took all your money and when you runn out of it they leave you like cats
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FriendZone
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I would love a girlfriend but my wife is expensive enough
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Because I'm legitimately socially retarded
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Edited by niceboy03: 8/23/2014 8:53:00 AMWhy the -blam!- would I give up so much pussay, for just one girl? -blam!- that shit, relationships are for suckas and fgts. [spoiler]i was in a relationship once, we was 3 years older than me, she never knew the age gap cause I lied. she later on found out didn't mind that I lied, but ened up leaving me cause I was apparently too immature. She broke me in 2 -blam!- her[/spoiler]
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I'm 5'4"
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Because the wife wouldn't like that to much
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Asking a girl out this week
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In a relationship.
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BECAUSE I'M TOO ALPHA SO I INTIMIDATE ALL THE GRILLS.
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I was waiting for the right moment to ask you, beetle.
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2D girls and something called games. [spoiler]Guy in school keeps bugging my female friend and showing off to her so I cant really talk to her a lot[/spoiler]
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Because I forgot to ask for her number and now I won't be seeing her for a while.
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My son. Perhaps I'd ditch the wife (literally!) if I didn't have my son. Wouldn't turn back time not to have my son mind.
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Lesbian ⚢
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Becuz hav no ballz 2 ask 1 out!
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One good reason you're not my boyfriend: I'm already taken.
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Back when I was single the main reason was just because I didn't give a shit if I had one or not. I was enjoying being able to do what I want with my time when I want. Which was pretty much playing games. It helps meeting a woman who plays games as well even if it isn't the same game you are on. They have some understanding of the addiction.
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Destiny
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cuz ain't got time 4 deez hoes