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Edited by Doc SoCal:
8/11/2014 10:37:54 PM
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First, this information is rock solid.
This is not a debate or question. Just stare at these facts and bask in the infinite glow that is my superior understanding of the universe. I only post this in hopes of enlightening the masses. It is written in the first person as a reminder of how awesome you are.
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Facts:
1: Any way I kill you is the most glorious and honorable of kills requiring skill of an otherworldly nature.
2: Any way you kill me is a cheap cowardly way to play the game and your family should be ashamed.
3: All of my characters are of the highest class and quality. You should be honored to die by my wrath.
4: All of your characters are cheap, easy to kill with and should cause your family some form of horrible disappointment in your skills.
5: My guns are hard to use and require skills that escape the common man.
6: Your guns are self aiming bullet sprayers that a half dead turtle could use to go 30-0.
7: My play style is clearly MENSA like in its formulation and execution.
8: Your play style is obviously the result of playing while half asleep or perhaps over medicated on daytime cold pills.
9: My chosen skill path is designed to add challenge and honor to my play style. The best of the best.
10: Your chosen skill path is a crutch that only mildly holds up your pathetic play style.
End of facts...[/b]
You are welcome.
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Edited by Doc SoCal: 8/13/2014 4:19:50 PMFunny how the truth chases off the foolish.... Mission accomplished. Thanks for all the kind words, kudos and likes folks!
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U sooo know me ! Lol
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Greatest of all time
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You, good sir or madam, have earned my respect and gratitide. Well played.
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Legend
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You, Sir or Madam, have just won an I.O.U. Once I own the internet, it shall be yours.
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Literally the best comment to anything and is totally every video game
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Sweet mother Terrisa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz you sir are a genius Socal bombastic.
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Edited by MIDNIGHT562: 8/12/2014 4:47:22 PM
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You sir can has cookie. And my first born if you can take it from Oprah
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Brilliant
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[quote]First, this information is rock solid. This is not a debate or question. Just stare at these facts and bask in the infinite glow that is my superior understanding of the universe. I only post this in hopes of enlightening the masses. It is written in the first person as a reminder of how awesome you are. [b] Facts: 1: Any way I kill you is the most glorious and honorable of kills requiring skill of an otherworldly nature. 2: Any way you kill me is a cheap cowardly way to play the game and your family should be ashamed. 3: All of my characters are of the highest class and quality. You should be honored to die by my wrath. 4: All of your characters are cheap, easy to kill with and should cause your family some form of horrible disappointment in your skills. 5: My guns are hard to use and require skills that escape the common man. 6: Your guns are self aiming bullet sprayers that a half dead turtle could use to go 30-0. 7: My play style is clearly MENSA like in its formulation and execution. 8: Your play style is obviously the result of playing while half asleep or perhaps over medicated on daytime cold pills. 9: My chosen skill path is designed to add challenge and honor to my play style. The best of the best. 10: Your chosen skill path is a crutch that only mildly holds up your pathetic play style. End of facts...[/b] You are welcome.[/quote] Bump
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11/10 truly awesome
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Best comment all day
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Me:You just won You: Won what? Me: You know, the internet, life, everything
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You sir... Are... A... GENIUS!!!
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Amazballs
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I read this in the tune of that song my d//ck lol I forgot the name of the person who did it xD
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I play as Rock, scissors are balanced but paper is OP and needs a nerf.
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Lol I feel like that when I play Gears 3. Except for 3 and 4. Its truly sad lol
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i wish i could hit like more then once.
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As do I
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A masterpiece. I have to have this framed and put up somewhere.
