As cool as it reads, perhaps consider visiting a bookshop (be it retail or online, though retail bookshops offer you an experience that an online store/catalogue doesn't) for a sample of how much mind-blowing, insightful, intelligent, soul-stirring, witty, and altogether amazing literature there exists from the ongoing history of Man's ability to write.

I don't think you understand the fact that I'm going undefeated in the trials of osiris

Nice!