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Edited by Capiton Render: 9/1/2015 5:06:11 PM
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Come Fomans™, i bring you the law, the 10 Fomandments™!

Heed the call, gather all my Fomans™, for i bring you the word of the AllFoman™, and his law, the 10 Fomandments™. Live by these rules, and prosper, and live eternal. 1) [b][i] The Status of Foman™ can only be made by Capiton Render or The original Foman [/b] ~ you can presume, and guess, but you should know your station, you cannot tell others what theirs is(unless its been determined by the aforementioned) or change it, only the AllFomans™.[/i] 2)[b][i]There are three distinct types of Fomans™, NewFoman™, OldFoman™, and SpecialFoman™ Specials, can be many different things. [/b] ~NewFomans are 1-3 year members of no notoriety([b][u]desticles included you retard[/b][/u]), OldFomans are 3+ year members of no notoriety, special considerations are made for know and infamous members. Special title example is DestiFoman™, a Foman™ so fresh and green due to them joining just to see destiny, and are blinded by ignorance of the game, and our customs. Another example is TrulyRetardedFoman™, which should be self explanatory.[/i] 3)[b][i] If you decide to determine another Fomans™ Status, you will loose yours if you have it,, and go down in prestige, you may even earn a special title. [/b] ~ An OldFoman™, calling others that havent been predetermined, can become a TrulyRetardedFoman™.[/i] 4)[b][i] Anyone who asks what a NewFoman™ is, is automatically a NewFoman™ until told otherwise. [/b] ~If this rule needs to be explained, you are a DestiFoman™[/i] 5)[b][i]All NewFomans™ must acknowledge their NewFomanShip™, and show their OldFoman™ superiors their due respect.. or forever be NewFoman™. [/b] ~ Respect your elders[/i] 6)[b][i] NewFomans™ shall not call anyone NewFoman™. DestiFomans™ will not call anyone DestiFomans™ or NewFomans™,They don't deserve to. [/b] ~Heed the words of the OldFomans[/i] 7)[b][i] NewFomans™ can not ask to be promoted. They can only if they aren't technically still a NewFoman™. [/b] ~ if the general requirements for your Foman status have changed, you may ask if you are now a different Foman™[/i] 8)[b][i] No Foman™, except the original AllFomans™ is exempt from losing foman status. [/b] ~ OldFomans can loose OldFoman status.[/i] 9)[b][i] All Fomans™, can gain a special status that is unique, and can be better. [/b] ~ Some OldFomans™, are FruityFomans™, and some NewFomans™ are HonararyOldFomans™[/i] 10)[b][i] If you are unsatisfied with your Foman™ status, go slither back to #Destiny, and wallow in your own filth. [/b] ~tough shit, we dont care.[/i] [b][u][i]Heed the Fomandments, and save yourself from damnation, and be a herald of the Cosmic Wang[/i][/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/65544687]COME BE JUDGED FOMANS™[/url]
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