Heed the call, gather all my Fomans™, for i bring you the word of the AllFoman™, and his law, the 10 Fomandments™.
Live by these rules, and prosper, and live eternal.
1) [b][i] The Status of Foman™ can only be made by Capiton Render or The original Foman [/b]
~ you can presume, and guess, but you should know your station, you cannot tell others what theirs is(unless its been determined by the aforementioned) or change it, only the AllFomans™.[/i]
2)[b][i]There are three distinct types of Fomans™, NewFoman™, OldFoman™, and SpecialFoman™ Specials, can be many different things. [/b]
~NewFomans are 1-3 year members of no notoriety([b][u]desticles included you retard[/b][/u]), OldFomans are 3+ year members of no notoriety, special considerations are made for know and infamous members. Special title example is DestiFoman™, a Foman™ so fresh and green due to them joining just to see destiny, and are blinded by ignorance of the game, and our customs. Another example is TrulyRetardedFoman™, which should be self explanatory.[/i]
3)[b][i] If you decide to determine another Fomans™ Status, you will loose yours if you have it,, and go down in prestige, you may even earn a special title. [/b]
~ An OldFoman™, calling others that havent been predetermined, can become a TrulyRetardedFoman™.[/i]
4)[b][i] Anyone who asks what a NewFoman™ is, is automatically a NewFoman™ until told otherwise. [/b]
~If this rule needs to be explained, you are a DestiFoman™[/i]
5)[b][i]All NewFomans™ must acknowledge their NewFomanShip™, and show their OldFoman™ superiors their due respect.. or forever be NewFoman™. [/b]
~ Respect your elders[/i]
6)[b][i] NewFomans™ shall not call anyone NewFoman™. DestiFomans™ will not call anyone DestiFomans™ or NewFomans™,They don't deserve to. [/b]
~Heed the words of the OldFomans[/i]
7)[b][i] NewFomans™ can not ask to be promoted. They can only if they aren't technically still a NewFoman™. [/b]
~ if the general requirements for your Foman status have changed, you may ask if you are now a different Foman™[/i]
8)[b][i] No Foman™, except the original AllFomans™ is exempt from losing foman status. [/b]
~ OldFomans can loose OldFoman status.[/i]
9)[b][i] All Fomans™, can gain a special status that is unique, and can be better. [/b]
~ Some OldFomans™, are FruityFomans™, and some NewFomans™ are HonararyOldFomans™[/i]
10)[b][i] If you are unsatisfied with your Foman™ status, go slither back to #Destiny, and wallow in your own filth. [/b]
~tough shit, we dont care.[/i]
[b][u][i]Heed the Fomandments, and save yourself from damnation, and be a herald of the Cosmic Wang[/i][/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/65544687]COME BE JUDGED FOMANS™[/url]
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1 ReplyCan i still post in this?
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Hilarious and original
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I bumpeth thee
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Fake and gay
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17 RepliesI don't even
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1 ReplyI dont need judgement, bask in my glory
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Hypothetically speaking, what if someone hypothetically lost access to a hypothetical account, and 2 hypothetical years later, they made a hypothetically new account, which they then hypothetically linked to their hypothetical gamertag. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
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1 ReplyYou must be autistic
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10 RepliesSounds like you're a TryFoman
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1 ReplyHows your day been?
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2 RepliesThis gave me AIDS.
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2 RepliesAnd most people here don't even know where the term originated.
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1 Reply6. [quote]New Formans[/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by Demon repent : 7/7/2015 11:47:53 PMWhat if you are a alt?
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Cool, except for 5, what if I have to call out a truly shit post? I'm cool with the average shitpost I'm talking about the cracked open a septic tank and spread it on a playground you feel cringe when you read the title kind of shitpost.
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Edited by Haknir: 7/7/2015 11:24:27 PMSo I'm a newfoman ( ._.) but I ain't a desticle anymore at least Screw these laws
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9 RepliesThat's a fine looking high horse
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5 Repliesmods please archive this garbage really sick of these necros
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Edited by Lord Melon: 7/2/2015 3:06:36 PM[quote]~ Some OldFomans™, are FruityFomans™, and some NewFomans™ are[b] Honarary[/b]OldFomans™[/i][/quote] [i]honorary[/i] not honarary:)
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Edited by Clever Username: 7/2/2015 3:07:19 PMFomandment 3 has a typo. Lose, not loose.
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21 RepliesThis is cancer. No one cares about a 10 year olds made up rules
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Wtf are you talking about?
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5 RepliesEdited by R-E-D-C-E-L-L: 7/2/2015 1:35:10 PMAaaaand don't care. I've been in forums for more years than some here have been alive. I answer to myself and only myself. I respect those who respect me. And I'll smack down an "old" foman that disrespects me. If you conform yourselves to these boundaries, you are letting others think for you. And you know better.
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1 Replyfuk foman he is a fgt
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3 RepliesAn idiot is an idiot no matter how old they are