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Edited by Buckysaurus:
8/3/2014 9:58:55 PM
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Help! I accidentally made an atheist believe in Noah's Ark!
So there's this kid at work and he told me that he believed humanity came from another planet. I asked him if he thought the same for other animals, but he didn't think so. Then I told him that he was discrediting natural selection and common ancestors and the like so he got completely confused and didn't say anything. I made fun of him by saying that the only way that it would be possible is if Noah's Ark existed and now he believes in Noah's Ark and the Old Testament as metaphors for humanity coming to Earth from another planet with the animals that were on it's old planet.
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[quote]Help! I accidentally made an idiot believe in Noah's Ark![/quote] Fix'd
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2 RepliesToppest of keks. But while we are on the topic, the story of Noah is a really cool one, considering how many adaptions there are for different cultures.
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Noah forgot about Pokemon.
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2 RepliesEdited by Jimmies: 8/4/2014 6:22:17 AMI can clear this all up. [spoiler]Shrek is love, Shrek is life.[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesNoah forgot about the unicorns and dinosaurs
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Ahahahahahahaha! Let him sort it out himself, you've done an awesome job already
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Scientology?
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That actually sounds pretty -blam!-ing awesome.
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Edited by Chakas: 8/3/2014 10:37:53 PMAnd Jesus is the conductor that is going to take us back to our awesome home planet, but only if we acknowledge we -blam!-ed up when we ended up on this planet and he's the only conductor capable of fixing shit. That's what I got from the New Testament.
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Now i'm confused
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Wow that kid needs to get his facts straight!
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18 RepliesThat sounds like a scientologist, not an atheist. An proper atheist wouldn't believe in something they couldn't support with evidence.
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