There stood the Emperor. Cool, secure in his place as ruler of the known galaxy. He picks up his communicator and says:
"Execute Order 69."
What happens?
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4 RepliesThis happens
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[i]"Execute Order 69..."[/i] "Yes sir. Okay men, get your 'blasters' ready. [i]We're going in dry[/i]"
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Unfortunately there isn't a Order 69.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Order 69 was one of a series of contingency orders which the clone troopers of the Grand Army of the Republic were secretly programmed with. Unlike Order 66, this order demanded that all attractive female Jedi were not to be executed, but instead captured and married off to the most successful trooper(s) in the capturing unit.
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Oh but you already know what would happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Dance party at the the death Star!
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padme would of not died.
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1 ReplyThe Jedis attempt to fight the clones off their dicks.
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Conservation of the critically endangered Jedi.
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Executing order 69 would make the entire galaxy smoke deathsticks.
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they -blam!- all da female Jedis
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8 RepliesWe have to fight to the death with our "lightsabers".
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The biggest orgie you have ever seen. Everyone is welcome. Bring protection.
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Fanfiction.
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[quote] We have to fight to the death with our "lightsabers". [/quote]
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Anakin would blow him
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Edited by RomanGladiator7: 8/3/2014 7:18:48 PMAt last we will expose ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have some fun. *rips off cloak
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Lots of erections.