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Edited by joibasta:
4/19/2015 10:53:56 AM
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Favorite spongebob quote
I could see this going wrong.
[spoiler]I was sixteen when I made this topic.[/spoiler]
EDIT: Make me laugh!!
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Squidward: "Spongebob! The remote control's broken! Get over here and fix it!" Spongebob: "I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it! You wanna know why? *Jumps on Squidward* Because when I need a JOB done I call someone whose JOB it is to do that [b][i][u]JOB[/u][/i][/b]!" Squidward: "What are you saying?" Spongebob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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1 Reply[b][i]Water....[/i][/b] you waiting for [b]GARY[/b]
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1 ReplySpongeBob: Get ready to party til you're purple! Patrick: I LIKE BEING PURPLE!!!
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1 ReplyARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW?
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"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" -sponge bob
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Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, take out the trash *squidward picks up trash* SpongeBob: You shouldn't talk about squidward like that.
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"Who you calling pinhead?"
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1 ReplyMr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! [takes out the batteries] Hmmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. I know! I'll give 'em to Pearl for Christmas. [puts the batteries in his back pocket. A bell rings and then Mr. Krabs walks over to a pot of boiling water] Me hard-boiled egg is ready! [picks up a pair of tongs] I can already taste it. Come to Papa. [takes the egg out of the water with his tongs] Got ya! And what good is a hot-boiled egg without a little salt? [picks up a pinch of salt] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: [breaks the egg and spills salt in his eyes and screams] OH, MY EYES!!!! [resumes screaming] SpongeBob: Mr... [Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob's mouth] Squidward: Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? SpongeBob: Well, they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries. Squidward: OK, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that? Mr. Krabs: [Barges out screaming; his eyes are piercing red, his pair of the tongs snip, then it shows the batteries in his pocket] SpongeBob & Squidward: [both screaming] Mr. Krabs: [continues screaming as he goes into the bathroom] Squidward: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the navy! SpongeBob: [runs over to the phone] Hello, Operator? Get me the Navy! Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. SpongeBob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! Squidward: Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world! [everyone is silent] Our world! [all the customers run out screaming] What do we do now? SpongeBob: I don't know. [notices a nickel] Hey, a nickel! [he points at it] Squidward: SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Sorry. TL;DR Our world!
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1 ReplyUgly Barnacle Story is OspookyPme. Pls nerf
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It was his hat mister krabs. He was number 1 Livin like Larry Is mayonnaise an instrument
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Bald! Bald! MY EYES!!!!!1!111
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Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
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3 RepliesEdited by Wurmple: 4/20/2015 3:26:29 AMMy leg!
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2 RepliesFirmly grasp it
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Y don't we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else
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2 Repliesaaaahhhhh my pants!!! [pants] down here! Freeeeeddddoooooommmm! But it's been me the hole time! It's the perfect crime! [spongebob] i thought we were going on a ride through the park!? [sandy] yeah! The industrial park! SWEEEEEEEEET SWWWWWEEEEEEEET SWEET VICTORY YEAH! SOILD IT! SOILD IT! SpongeBob... Why did you set me on fire? Why didn't you just do your essay!? STOP WASTING TIIIIIMMMMEEE!!!!! Oh boy 3 AM!!! Ok pinhead, now it's your turn You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when im through with you pinhead. Chocolate, I remember when they invented chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate. I all ways hated it!!! You can't hide what's inside Patrick squarepants!!! Yeah for the fireman!! Hi dijerydoo player! Shoot..... That was my last quarter.... Squids got genes! Oh im squidward and I have to work for a living Waahh waahh waahh It's lemon scented!!! HELP! CANT SWIM I WANT ICE CREAM AND NOW ITS DARK!!! Bllskwkwkwbshiwoqlb [spongebob] am I a pretty girl? [mr crabs] oh uhhh. You're beautiful. *mail man glares in disgust* [Spongbob] PATRICK!! PATRICK DO SOMETHING!! *doodlebob throws spongebob* [patrick] happy birthday! Here's your present! *gets rock smashed into head* your welcome :D You're good! You're good! These are some of my favorites. :D
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1 Reply"I can't hear you it's too dark in hear!"-Patrick Star
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Spongebob: "Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
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1 Reply[spoiler]not anymore![/spoiler]
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Squidward- "Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?" Patrick- "You mean like a wenie? Okay, may I take your hat sir. May I take your hat sir. May I..."*Squidward covers Patrick's mouth* Squidward- Alright alright I've heard enough, you have the job.
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Edited by DuuJ: 4/19/2015 10:25:10 AMEither that or: "Doubloons! Don't drop 'em!" *winks*
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This isn't just darkness... This is [i]advanced[/i] darkness.
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Pretty much anything said by Patrick in the episode "Survival of the Idiots." "Who you calling pinhead?" "I'm so cold... I'M SHIVERING!" "OPEN SESAME! ...well I've done all I can do." "Sponge, I'm a big man! A big, BIG man!"
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WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!! CHOCOLATE?!!! DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?!!
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Is mayonayse an instrument?
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[quote]Wumbo[/quote]
