Build a time machine, go back in time, then get better internet.
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I could replace my modem with a toaster and my internet quality wouldn't change at all.
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Or you should buy a better toaster.
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Bro I got one of those toasters that can hold four pieces of toast instead of the regular two. My toaster's good enough.
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But does it have free wifi?
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shit man i guess i can do better.
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The toaster industry is ahead of it's time man, I bought mine 2 weeks ago and it's already outdated.
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Then you aren't using your Time Machine to go far enough back in time.