Is this the real life?
Is this just Destiny?
Bored of this shitslide,
Cant wait to get back reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a Hunter, I need some sympathy,
Because I'm easy kill, easy? No!
Little amour, really blows,
Anywhere the Rockets go really really matters to me, to me.
Mama, just killed an exo,
Put a gun—wait fu{k I missed,
Pulled his trigger, now im pissed.
Mama, I had just respawned,
But now my team has thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean for me to die,
The interceptor is just really fu{kin powerful,
Carry on, carry on cause the beta doesn’t matter.
Its too late, they got both tanks,
now my kdr is .0005,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, This game is shit,
Gonna leave you all behind and say the truth.
Mama, ooh (anywhere the bullets go),
I hate this fu{kin game,
I sometimes wish I'd never preordered at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a hunter,
holy shit, holy shit, will you fix the fu{kin app please?
void grenades and arc light,
really bad gun sights, DEATH.
(really shitty) oh yah its shitty.
(fu{kin shitty) yup its shitty,
Bungie please
go back to Halo.
I'm just a hunter, everybody hates me.
fu{k hes a hunter, everyone should hate him!
please nerf his super cause its really OP.
I have an opinion that I think that I should post
Hell No! No, we will not let you post. (Let him post!)
Hell No! We will not let you Post. (Let him post!)
Hell No! We will not let you Post. (Let me Post!)
Will not let you Post. (Let me Post!)
Never, never let you Post
Never let me Post, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, all you trolls, all you trolls (all you trolls please let me post.)
Bungie, told me to share my opinion! And my Thoughts, my thoughts!
So you think you can diss Sony and make me cry?
So you think you can bash my Xbox and tell me to die?
Oh, babies, they’re all really babies
These fu{kin console wars, just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Destiny fu{kin sucks,
All gamers can see,
Even if the beta
Is for free.
[b]I in NO way actually think these things![/b]
I am just voicing all the stupid crap people have been dumping all over these forums. Please have a little kindness people, and have some humor and finesse.
I [b]love[/b] bungie and their new game. Keep it up guys!
[Song and original lyrics by Queen]
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2/8 not gr8 m8 pretty sh8 if you can rel8
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I LOVE YOU!!!!! That was great!
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I was about to write a hate comment then I read the bottom, very funny.
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Not bad.
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Hahahahaha!!!! That's greatness man! Bravo! Encore!!!! Lol
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http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/66932923/0/0 is a rap i made inspired by you
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The only long post worth reading, way to be. Now a I want to ride my sparrow could be next
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Now I wanna hear this song.
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You know what? Bungie should have a robot, Sing this in the city somewhere lol
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This is wonderful. I was totally singing it in my head as I read.
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I laughed at first then I was like.....wait is he bitching.... then I got to the bottom and laughed again. Thanks for the creative work!
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LOL. Now I feel like watching Wayne's World. Thanks for the laugh.
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Lol you're awesome man
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Somebody give that guy a name plate (when the game is released)
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Brought a tear to my eye. Bravo!
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117/10 would favorite and read on bad days. I nominate for Post of The Year 2014. Beat this, NeoGAF!
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Edited by Shaun: 7/28/2014 7:33:19 AMLaughed way too hard at the "will not let him post" part! [spoiler]LET HIM POOOOOSSSTT!!! LMAO[/spoiler]
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ok i made a rap just saying. i posted it
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lol this was really creative! *applause*
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i may just might as well make a rap now too.
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10/10 well done.
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A+ four creativity
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Brilliant love it.. I'm inspired to do destiny the musical now
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This... This right here. This is why I love the Internet. B)
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that was actually a perfect summation of pretty much everything all the trolls and naysayers have had to comment on. Also the brilliant use lyricism (not sure if that counts when being read) made me hear the song in my head...O_o my foot is still tapping to the beat.... superb post. you may never receive any tangible reward for this however, this metaphysical e-pat on the back should suffice.
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I laughed the whole time while reading it. Hilarity Gold!