[b]Sunday July 27th or Monday 28th depending on Bungie's mood:[/b] Gamers claw frantically at tv screen screaming LET ME BACK IN!!! Many tears are had. [b]August 1st:[/b] Gamers sink into horrible game depression. All games are replaced by Netflix. [b]August 10th:[/b] Gamers clinging to saved Destiny videos and Destiny YouTube channels stumble out of Man Caves and finally feel they can try out a favorite games again. [b]August 11th:[/b]Gamers hammer Deej and Bungie on the forums to save them and to open the Beta as time crawls to a stop. Donning a Rorshache mask Deej whispers "No." [b]August 12th:[/b] Are we there yet is asked seven thousand times by each individual in the time sphere of doom. Time is still slowing down to the point it seems it's going backwards. Work sucks. Females everywhere go WTF is wrong with you to respective boyfriends and husbands. [b]September 8th:[/b] Time and gravity has formed a small black hole over earth. The skies red shift. [b]Septemeber 9th:[/b] Amazon Delivery Man has not arrived. Earth shatters. Servers explode. The Pit opens and Satan runs out and yells Surprise!!!