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6/20/2014 7:46:22 AM
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I learned three life lessons from GTA V
It's a strange kind of game to take life advice from, but I really feel that GTA V helped me grow as a person. I learned a lot of valuable lessons about trust and loyalty from it, but I think these most important three stand out above all others.
First of all, nothing is more important than your friends and family.
Second, Opportunity is everywhere, you just have to seize it correctly.
Lastly, fighter jets are [i]really[/i] easy to steal.
ITT: Games that taught you valuable lessons.
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2 RepliesI learned a lot from San Andreas. I now know all I had to do was follow the damn train
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GTA V taught me that police are near omnipotent.
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Edited by Zizzy: 6/21/2014 11:12:37 PMAssassins Creed taught me that scaling enormous buildings takes no effort and actually gets boring after a while.
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Europa Universalis 4 taught me that war is bad for the economy, and people don't like it when you do it too much.
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Dark Souls taught me that life sucks, and then you die over and over and over.
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Assassins creed: helped me learn Italian
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Mass Effect 1; thought me about inter-species racism, and that the asari are the best porn to fap to Mass Effect 2; thought me how to pick up chicks and taunt them by saying "we'll bang later" Mass effect 3; in the end, God gives you only three options to choose from [spoiler]color coded options [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesGTA Online taught me that everyone's out to get you.
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2 RepliesLast night I learned that: Just because you dress up like Shaggy Rogers, and drive around in the mystery machine, doesn't mean people in GTA Online won't shoot you.
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GTA V taught me that it's all fun and games until you accidentally touch a Police Cruiser and they send attack choppers after you.
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The Sims suggested that I have no control over my life. I am simply a cross-over of my parents. What makes me myself is also controlling me.
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Grand Theft Auto: * No money then no woman for you
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Phantom breaker taught me to never piss off cocoa. She'll break you.
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GTA V taught me that your friends enjoy releasing their rage on you with golf clubs. Dead Rising taught me that there is always time for fun, even during an apocolypse. Red Dead Redemption taught me that bdsm was fun. Destiny taught me that I could orgasm free hand.
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3 RepliesEdited by Ashed-up: 6/21/2014 9:03:55 AMDark Souls taught me that once you fail keep going through and learn from your mistakes. Mass Effect showed me its better to go the long way than force your way though. Better outcome. [spoiler]At least till the 3rd one.[/spoiler] Finally Saints Row(s) showed me that if there is an obstacle /or person in your way crush it till it dies.
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Halo taught me what the ladies like.
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Edited by Failure4Life: 6/21/2014 10:54:05 AMThat's a lot of conveniently place healing items... Why did the bass just get louder? This is quite the large open area... This pile of ammo is sure in a random spot... Morale of the story: Devs suck at hiding boss fights.
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1 ReplyGames have taught me: >Switching to my pistol is faster than reloading >Using my Knife is faster than reloading my pistol
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1. That Ghoulies can grab you. 2. That rainbows aren't necessarily safe to drive on. 3. That squirrels can and will swear. 4. That if you're going to become a bounty hunter, don't agree to hunt yourself. 5. That if you're in a cave, make sure you know exactly the way you came in. 6. That it's not safe to drive out in front of a speeding vehicle on a race track. 7. That Golden Kitchen tools can open doors. 8. That Little Girls can bring danger. 9. That ill promises of cake can bring grave consequences. 10. That being Guilty can make you insane and difficult to work with.
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Every game with guns that I've played has taught me to shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two.
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Mass Effect - Shoot first, ask questions later
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Watch_Dogs taught me how to make millions of dollars just by walking around in a trench coat with a smartphone.
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Gta taught me to kill puppies and my friends for money, have a nice day
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>Deus Ex taught me that cripples have a lot to look forward to. And no one forgets the bad things... >Portal 2 taught me to let go of failures and move on. >Halo 4 taught me it's hard to let go of very close friends... >Halo Reach taught me that you don't always get to know some people and some losing battles are worth the loss... >Assassin's Creed taught me nothing is true, everything is permitted, and that this world is truly worth protecting, even if many argue otherwise. >Fallout taught me that war never truly changes... >Mass Effect taught me that true friends will go through a lot with you. and lastly >The Legend of Zelda taught me that people tend to change, some don't, and you must learn to either change on your own, let the world change you, or stay the same... Each action has a different outcome...
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3 RepliesThings Ive learned from Gaming: • Halo CE Pistol r[i]a[/i]pes everything • Dubstep Guns are the coolest thing ever thought of • The cake was a lie • Mortal Kombat taught me new ways to kill someone • I now hate woods thanks to Slender • Everything gets turned into a LEGO game • You can slay thousands of dragons, end a war and speak in the dragon tongue, yet nobody gives two shits. • This is a long list • NYAN Cat games make me want to blow my brains out because NYANYANNYAN gets really annoying.
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9 RepliesDon't know about games, but a movie taught me one, just ain't acted on it yet Wolf of Wall Street - Invest in the stock market
