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5/14/2014 3:49:00 AM
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Sex Protection Thread
Don't be daft
Cover your shaft
STDs make you sick
So cover your dick
Don't impregnate that chick
Cover up your stick
Give me your best ones
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When in doubt, do without. Use your erection without protection at your own discretion. Standard or ribbed, thin or flavoured, condoms can make sex something to be savored. (Scraping the bottom of the barrel with the last one.)
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Don't want a baby, so cut off you pen0r
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I'm the pull out king.
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2 RepliesYou don't need protection when you're with a horse.
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1 ReplyEdited by Fallen Hero: 5/14/2014 4:30:24 AMFart once on her face so she knows her place Best be as quiet as a mouse if her dad is in the house you Who needs condoms when you have Gundams? Give the principal your meat extension to get outta detention Who needs hoes when you have a vacuum hose? I paid to get laid Inflatable is dateable
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Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection!
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2 RepliesLick it before you stick it. If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right.
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1 ReplyMake her cry Go in dry [spoiler]Huehuehue not related at all.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesIf it's not on, then it's not on.
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Don't be silly wrap your willy.
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Cover your stump before you hump.
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3 RepliesI thought this thread was going to teach us how to prevent sex. It's becoming a major problem in my life.
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Wrap it before you tap it Wrap your whopper before you sock her
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Don't be silly, wrap your willy Don't be a fool, protect your tool
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evacuate before you ejaculate to keep her immaculate
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Wrap your meat before you beat.
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Slip on a glove before you make love.
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3 RepliesI know one, do it in the bum!
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Edited by TheQ5: 5/14/2014 3:59:22 AMDon't be a dummy, Come on her tummy! You can find the whole poem [url=http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-7149.html]here[/url].
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I remember last year I forgot to take the necessary precautions because I was drunk and the very next day I had a two hour lecture on the dangers of HIV/AIDS and STIs. [i]Never been more paranoid [/i] I don't have a rhyme, but I'm posting anyway.
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5 Replieswear a raincoat its gonna be wet in there
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Sex can wait, masturbate
