I remember those days... >be me, morning of penis inspection day >not my first rodeo.jpg >masterbate so I'm not too excited  >exfoliate twig and berries, thoroughly rinse in shower > shave balls, they claim the balls are not a factor in grading but I figure it couldn't hurt >gently apply gold bond to under carriage of marble pouch > put on boxer briefs, supportive yet comfortable, need the cash and prizes to be well rested > eat protein rich breakfast, steak and eggs master race > get ride to school, normally I walk but I was able to convince my mom due to the significance of the day ahead > penis inspection scheduled for second period > cannot focus in class, too excited for penis inspection, longest first period of my life > bell rings, briskly walk to gymnasium careful not to exert too much effort and draw blood away from the main event > enter gymnasium, not the first in line but I find my place near the front.  > government certified PI enters, gym goes silent > his polished gold badge reflected the light like an angels halo > purple helmet storm trooper at full attention as if Vader had entered the premises > after what seemed like an eternity, PI directly In front of me > we make eye contact but exchange no words until... >"proceed" > I slowly but deliberately unbuckle my pants >he crouches, as is protocol  > pull jeans down to knees  > morning glory is evident through briefs >pull briefs down under ass cheeks first, prepare for big reveal > PI clearly intrigued leans in closer, I can feel his warm embrace on my naval > firmly grasp front of briefs by elastic band > can feel my raging salmon supporting the waste band as I lower the briefs to my hips >critical mass reached > Blue vein custard chucking spunk trumpet catapults out of waistband with the force of 1000 suns > PI looks on in disbelief > his eyes go wide and a single tear drops down his Cheek and onto my schmeckel tip > despite earlier offload, cum buckets, PI's face sauced like an Irish man on St Paddys Day >well trained, carries on evaluation, bukkake and all > talks to himself >nice circumcision, average length, good girth, nicely shaped head.... > scribbles some notes in his pocketbook >wipes off face with pocket square > comes up from his crouch, whispers in my ear, keep up the good work kid, and one day, maybe you'll wear this badge > yells at the top of his lungs GRIFFENDOR! >everybody claps and cheers > I am PI day legend

Be 18 playing pokemon on shitter before school Bus comes outside I still havent wiped Mom yells I have to go Have horrible poison ivy on crotch Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus Girl I like sits next to me asks me if ive ever been kissed I take out my gameboy She starts whispering in my ear I start sweating I look down The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed She notices I notice I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes My sphagetti falls out all over I start sweating more Realize i forgot to wipe my ass The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti bus gets to school Try and run to bathroom teacher catches me its penis inspection day my name is alan aardvard I have to go first Nurse demands For me to take off my pants I refuse She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out she pukes on my dick I get expelled

Yeah I remember that day every year. It was terrible. We had to miss gym that day.

I shaved my pubes like a lightning bolt so I banged the nurse with my Zeus dick

[i]I'm homeschooled, so... hehe, heh.[/i]

Is this real? lol

Penis Inspection Day is my favorite! My school has a class for people who want to be nurses (mostly girls) and would have them conduct it for a grade, well needless to say some of the girls had a [i]fondness[/i] for me...

We don't do those here in Australia. How do you fail? And why can't you graduate if your penis isn't up to shape? What are they even looking for? [i]So many questions[/i]