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Edited by Kangol:
4/21/2014 3:34:37 AM
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Best Pickup Lines Ever
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[i]Girl were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special![/i]
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Edited by Brinkishdean: 4/21/2014 10:35:54 PMYou: You want to play the r*pe game? Her: No! You: That's the spirit ;)
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Baby, call me Neo... Cause, I'm 'The One'.
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Knock 'em dead with [i]Nice shoes. Wanna -blam!-?[/i]
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You have a Pussy! And I have a dick! So what's the problem? Lets do it quick!
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1 ReplyGirl, did you grow up on a chicken farm? [spoiler]Cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.[/spoiler]
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[quote] [i]Girl were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special![/i][/quote] What happens if her parents [i]are[/i] retarded?
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only [i]Ten-I-See[/i] ;)
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"[i]gerl you stupid fly[/i]"
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I have a big dick. works on 10/10 sluts
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I wish I was your derivative. So I could lie tangent to your curves. (´･ω･`)
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1 Reply"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass" They will fall for you every time.
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This entire thread. I'm crying LOL
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1 ReplyAre you a triangle? [spoiler]Because you have 3 holes i can stick my penor in[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, wanna take a ride on my tugboat?
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Can I have your jersey? Why? So I can have your name and number.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly? [spoiler]I can't jelly my d**k down your throat[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by BanjoKazooie: 4/21/2014 3:55:50 AM
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Edited by Im Panther Land: 4/21/2014 10:38:40 PM"hey do you have a bandaid?" "why" "because I hurt myself falling for you" and "you must be a library book, because im checking you out" works
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Edited by GammaF88: 4/21/2014 10:37:30 PMIs that a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can totally see myself in them.
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Girl you are the oven to my bread [spoiler]Coz you make me rise and get hot[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHi, I'm Morgan Freeman.
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1 ReplyRoses are red[spoiler]violets are blue [/spoiler][spoiler]i have a gun[/spoiler][spoiler]get in the van[/spoiler]
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Edited by Orange: 4/21/2014 10:32:09 PMYou know what rhymes with love? [spoiler]R.ape[/spoiler]
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"If I questioned if you had a nice body would you hold it against me, would the answer to that question be the same to this question?"
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"I shire do like this angle" [spoiler]it's stupid I know[/spoiler]
