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4/5/2014 2:25:02 AM
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Flood...I think my GF's phone is possessed...
Alright, so for most of this week, I've been a little concerned that I haven't really been in contact with my GF that I literally just asked out this Wednesday. Turns out that she dropped her phone during one of her classes, and that ^ happened.
I can't stop staring into those eyes, Flood. It's like the devil is inside my girlfriend's phone and he's trying to prevent me from being happy. Have any of you seen this, or am I the only one who has come into contact with a -blam!-ing phone-possessing demon?!?
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Started a new topic: Flood...I think my GF is possessed...(5 Replies))
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2 RepliesKill it with fire...now. Like seriously dude, NOW!!!
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1 ReplyDid you try turning it to Wumbo?
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7 Replies>Asked her out 3 days ago >"She's my GF Flood lol" Cringe.
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1 Reply(!O__O)
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1 ReplyDid she try turning it off and turning back on, again?
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My phone is fine now bb
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1 ReplyExorcise it. Now.
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6 RepliesIt reminds me of that Mothman movie forever ago.
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Edited by GammaF88: 4/5/2014 4:39:21 PMMy iPod had a screenshot that was possessed. Spooky part was that it was from my Marathon app, the "Darwin" terminal where Durandal talks about being oppressed and breaking free. Every time I tried to edit it, my iPod would shut off, then turn back on a few seconds later.
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3 RepliesPut it in holy water!
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1 ReplyThat's a dirty ass phone [spoiler]and dirty ass phone must equal a dirty ass hole[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThat face is seriously from a game, I can't put my finger on it right now but it's the exact same symbol.
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2 Replies>asked her out this wednesday >you already think she's gf >doomed from the start
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Maybe she is trolling you. Were you there after she picked it up off of the floor? She could've changed her wallpaper to prank you. Also. How does the home screen look?
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2 RepliesThe Test Subject now has the phone, Mission complete, Operation "Dead" is a go.
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This is a very grim omen. Do not produce an offspring with this woman or her phone. You should either call a priest or murder your GF and burn her belongings. I say go for the 2nd option (much cheaper).
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You have a gf :c
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Incinerate it.
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Looks like that bitch demon from the conjuring. Maybe it's now residing in your gf's phone. Ha ha
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Edited by Prototape: 4/5/2014 6:53:21 AMIt has begun.
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1 ReplyTHEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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2 RepliesEdited by derka derka: 4/5/2014 4:16:14 AMIt's clockman that Commander Santa was looking for.
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4 RepliesIs that [i]your[/i] hand?
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Did she also get a call saying she'd die in seven days? If not, then she's good. Semi-related note, my dad heard the switch to a night light plugged in downstairs last night and found it turned off in the morning. The only thing that didn't make sense was that nobody was down there last night, not even the dog.
