1. Fix your face up or you'll die alone. ggnore if you have acne, just stay inside for 7 years until it goes away.
2. The bitch you're takin' out can pay for herself, equal rights and all that shit amirite?!
4. Don't be afraid to smack them across the face if they badmouth you, women love dominant males.
7. Just let them ramble on about whatever crap they want and don't interrupt.
2. Hold eye contact and smile and nod, you don't have to pay attention to whatever shit they are spewing, just pretend you care.
5. get jiggy with it on the third date not the second or first.
6. Make them sit in the back of the car, only allow them access to the front when you have respect for them, they must EARN it.
7. Don't laugh at their shitty jokes if their not funny, fake laughs are for the weak.
8. Public urination is risky, do it only in extreme circumstances
10. Tell her to not look like a skank around you, that way you are saying you want her to look good in your presence making her think she needs to impress you,
GLHF EVERYONE!
(female guide for dating dudes coming soon)
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Edited by BannedLuis69: 3/27/2014 10:00:32 PMThanks unkle beetul. Also,is slapping her with the back of my hand when she disrespects me a rule?