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3/18/2014 4:00:34 AM
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Ways to creep over a girl over an accident...
Let's say you fart on a girl on accident(or what appears to be), and you tell her "Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll let you fart on me back, I deserve it.", do you think she'd HOPEFULLY get creeped and leave or what she gladly fart on you back? Name your ways to NICEFULLY creep a girl over an accident...and reply to other members' post a NO or YES...Yes's give you points, Two Nos loses a point...it doesn't have to be a girl...start PvP now....
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1 ReplyI would lay waste with my ass if I was given permission to fart on them. It would be a blood bath.
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6 RepliesEdited by DarkSpyda04: 3/18/2014 4:47:33 AMShe would immediately find you sexually irresistible and invite you in for hot coffee.
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Neither. She would probably just respectfully decline your offer and then leave. "Oh I'm sorry, I farted on your back and I got shit in my pants because of the fact that I sharted. You mean have traces of my faecal matter on your back. Do you want to shit on my face?" "No." "Do you want to fart on me, back?" "No thank you, I must respectfully decline. I've got better things to do now and I can't fart right now as I don't have the need to." "Okay, bye, bye." "Bye." Simple as. I'm pretty sure that's a way to flirt with people. "Are you flirting with me?" "No, I'm shitting on your back. It was an accident because I was only trying to fart on you. You may have shit on your pink hoody now..." "Oh, that's okay silly. *Giggles*. Do you want to -blam!- me in my dirty, dirty asshole?" Okay, maybe that's a porno actually O_O OT: There's no ways to nicely creep out a sexually attractive girl. An [i]ugly[/i] girl on the other hand, with a terrible personality and is into some nasty, kinky shit, well then. Shit on her clothes, I suppose. But really, if you want to creep someone out, you clearly don't want to be nice about it. You want to fart/shit on them. You don't care what they think about you; you're well past caring by that point in your life... I suppose you could just wait until a woman's going upstairs and look at her vagina. When she says, "What are you doing?" Just say, "I was look at your impeccable vagina. And what an exquisite work of art it may be. It is enough to rival the Mona Lisa." Then she'll giggle and you'll -blam!- on the stairs, maybe. That's a way to nicely creep out a lady (or indeed anyone) because you're complimenting her on her vagina or the shape and size of her tits through her shirt but you're not being an arrogant asshole about it. She'll be complimented but she'll also be freaked out. It'll make her day, but she'll never want to talk to you ever again. Ever. You weirdo.
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2 Replieswheres the "im not touching this with a 10' pole" option
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1 Reply... W-what?
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=62219806]You will never be this creepy[/url].
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Why does this exist...? Lol
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Me and Unknown are tied with 1 point.
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11 RepliesEdited by Bladephoenix: 3/18/2014 4:13:40 AMOh, I thought it said "She'd probably fart on [i]your[/i] back". Damnit.
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5 RepliesLololool....users you can't farm points by saying your own way of creeping is legit
