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Edited by Jimothy Prime: 3/3/2014 4:45:27 AM
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Someone Probably Masturbating To This Stock Photo Right Now

[quote][url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-someone-probably-masturbating-to-this-stock,34379/]WASHINGTON—According to a report published today by the Pew Research Center, there is most likely someone out there, at this very moment, masturbating to the stock photograph shown above. “Statistically speaking, it is highly probable that at present there is at least one hunched-over person touching him or herself while viewing this stock image,” the report read in part, citing current levels of web traffic, the frequency with which the average human being masturbates, and the variability of human nature and sexual proclivities, to draw its conclusion regarding the above photo licensed from Getty Images. “In all likelihood, the individual in question was simply browsing this site, reached this page, found its image sexually arousing, and has now commenced genital stimulation.” The report went on to state that there is nothing anybody can do about it.[/url][/quote] This also applies to any picture you post online. How does that make you feel, Flood? Does it make you feel [i]good[/i]?
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  • This too is also statistically probable. Some may find it creepy, some may find it heartwarming, some may find it disturbing, some may find it encouraging... in the end, who cares what someone else does when they are alone?

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