Put this in another thread. I think it's still relevant. Short story. Be a white dude, age 20ish. My ex left her iPhone in her roommates car. She asked if I could use a coat hanger to open it. Her roommate is probably at her boyfriend's. I said, "yeah". Her roommate's car is parked outside on the street of her new apartment. She lived downtown, so the streets were kind of busy with pedestrian traffic and cars. She said it's the red car parked in front of the door. I have met her roommate probably twice at this point. Use coat hanger to unlock car. Car alarm goes off. No one cares. One person asks if I need help. Grab her phone. Hope the alarm stops soon. Give her her phone. She can't unlock her phone. Realize it's not hers. Realize that was not her roommate's car. I just loudly stole a phone in midday in front of several people. I returned the phone to the original owner. It was one of the other 5 apartments in the building. I explain the story. We have a beer. My girlfriend at the time and I are no longer together, but the owner of that red car and I still hangout.