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Edited by Raw Sugar: 2/5/2014 4:13:55 PM
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When guys poop, how do they keep their junk clean?

This questions is directed at guys. If youre a girl, I guess you can answer it but whatever. So my questions is... When guys poop, does their junk get in the way? I find it embarrassing that I'm curious about this but really I'm intreigued and disgusted over it. But yeah anyway how do you make sure you dont make a mess of yourself? Do you have to like squat on the toilet or hold it up with your free hand?

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  • Edited by Wou Fewwigno: 1/8/2015 2:09:04 AM
    The bad part is when you drop an especially feisty load in the crapper and end up getting posiden's kiss on the back of your ballsack.

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    • I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with sexy Ninja Justice.

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    • I'm more worried about keeping my cat clean when I shit than my dingle berries and cucumber.

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    • I drape all my business over my forearm like a french waiter whilst I poo, also aids in airing out the balls

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      • Actually, that doesn't really happen. I mean, sometimes you get a little backsplash, but that's easily cleaned. I actually some times hold it to make sure I don't urinate between the seat and the toilet lip.

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      • Sometimes when i poop i do get it over my dick. [spoiler]I poop true my mouth..[/spoiler]

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      • Well, to answer the question, it doesn't get in the way at all. You just sit down and do your business, wipe, flush, wash hands and walk away. I can imagine its a bit more complicated for women though.

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      • As I'm pooping right this very second, I'll give you the most direct answer. A. It's cold in here. B. It's not that big.

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        • What the hell?

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        • Sometimes our balls also get caught in our assholes

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          • Unless your balls hang low then nope.

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          • I hate when it accidently slips into the cold water below D:

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          • There's a good amount of space between my dick and my asshole lol so it's not an issue

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            • No. Unless the poop splashes. I hate that splash. Especially after a burger, then its like hurricane katrina

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            • Our "junk" is not in the exact same place as our butts. It is just out of reach by about an inch I would say.

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            • We poop standing up. Because we're men. Sheesh, isn't this common knowledge?

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            • I just get an erection before I poop

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              • Funny how i'm taking a s*it right now.

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              • I use my junk to wipe my butt.

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                • That is a real weird and curious question *thinking intensifies*

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                • I try to dunk my junk in the water. Feels great!

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                  • um if poop is hittin your peepee/weewee i think you might have a problem, or you have a frickin huge ass peepee/weewee

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                  • Most guys would say it get in the way. They think they have that big of a dick. In reality it does not get in the way ever. Unless you trying some crazy shit

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