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Edited by Raw Sugar:
2/5/2014 4:13:55 PM
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When guys poop, how do they keep their junk clean?
This questions is directed at guys. If youre a girl, I guess you can answer it but whatever. So my questions is... When guys poop, does their junk get in the way? I find it embarrassing that I'm curious about this but really I'm intreigued and disgusted over it. But yeah anyway how do you make sure you dont make a mess of yourself? Do you have to like squat on the toilet or hold it up with your free hand?
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6 RepliesI always thought as a little one when guys poop they lift their junk and it dispenses it out like a pez... Now I see my old self *cringes* "Wtf was wrong with me...."
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3 RepliesI've got a better question to ask: HOW DO GIRLS GET PEE ON THE TOILET SEAT? Some of you adjust your sprinklers to wide spray or something??
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46 RepliesIt's a real pain. One second you'll be enjoying your dump and the next second you penis somehow gets plugged into your butthole and you get poop all over your penis. And then you try to wipe it off but you rubbing yourself so you accidentally jizz so now you have poop and jizz all over your penis. So you jump into the shower to wash it all off but then you slip in the excess jizz and poop and break you penis in half.
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1 ReplyAll joking aside, no, it does not get it the way. It's like a good 5-6 inches away from the Sarlacc Pit
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2 RepliesIve never had this problem. Im pretty small its like an acorn glued to my torso. yorkie
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8 RepliesI think it's not the poop they fear it's what comes after [spoiler]The splash...[/spoiler]
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Whatever the answer is, I don't want to know.
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The taint solves all problems
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2 RepliesEdited by HNTR_77: 1/14/2015 8:28:04 PMHow many guys have you heard of complaining about pooping on their dick?
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Simple butt in back and penis In front no mess
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Uh no
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It doesn't get in the way XD
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If it's in OP's mouth, it won't get in the way! [spoiler]hint hint[/spoiler]
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Ummm... unlike girls where one is right next to the other guys have something called a taint that separates the two and that's it. Haha
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Umm have you ever seen a penis? Last time I checked it didn't curve around our taint
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9 RepliesI like to wrap a plastic bag around my balls so shit doesn't get on them.
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This is a very shitty thread.
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1 ReplyThis is, quite literally, a shitpost.
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No our junk does not get in the way. unless you are hung like a bear.
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I let it rest on the seat.
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2 RepliesNo it doesn't. [spoiler]kinda wish it did[/spoiler]
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Its all about the gootch no treble
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You must not major in Anatomy.
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Fiber
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Carefully You learn in the wild while traveling to some city that bathroom breaks need to be done carefully, the less mess the better, leaves aren't good for wiping
