Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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[b]Feeling Lucky Punk?:[/b] A pistol that has a 50/50 chance of having an additional round in the magazine once the last bullet is fired. The additional round would deal increased damage. [b]I'll be Back!:[/b] A powerful shotgun that switches with your secondary weapon once fired. The first round you shoot after switching to this weapon deals additional damage. [b]The Gremlin:[/b] A semi-auto pistol. If you pick up pistol ammo between midnight and 6am it changes into an auto rifle and deals additional damage temporarily. [b]Clever Girl:[/b] A rocket launcher that fires upwards like a javelin and crashes down on the target. Deals additional damage if the target was wielding a shotgun, or has the Hunter class. [b]Must Go Faster!:[/b] An auto rifle whose fire rate increases as your health gets lower. [b]1..2........:[/b] A sniper rifle that deals massive damage but has a slow load time and a 3 round magazine. If you empty the magazine it gives you an electric shock that stuns you. Lol That was fun.