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1/6/2014 11:02:48 PM
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Replace the LOTR Ring with another object
So instead of Rings, Sauron decided to ask you what shape his gifts to Elves, Men and Dwarves should be, what do you decide?
[spoiler]I choose a table, just to imagine Frodo having to lug a big piece of furniture round Middle Earth to Mt. Doom.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Arashi Calunata: 1/13/2014 11:41:29 PMA bus without an engine. [spoiler]Or Ling-Ling.[/spoiler]
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Rings = Cocks
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A copy of Back Door Sluts 9.
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Ahem.
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1 ReplyA cock ring. Scratch that; that's probably the premise for a really -blam!-ed up midget porno.
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1 ReplyOne dildo to rule them all.
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Frodo's amputated finger.
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The Arkenstone.
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Edited by Fresh Pancake: 1/7/2014 7:13:00 PMA fedora, it's special power is making the wearer euphoric.
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A flea circus. Many a caper would occur on that journey.
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1 ReplyI giant suit of armor. Not knight's armor, but a mech or something. Assuming that like the ring it's indestructable, even if it corrupted me, I have a giant indestructible mech, so no one is taking it from me anyway. I assume it has unlimited fuel for locomotion and combat because it is magic. Rivendale is going down. Dirty elves, the day of reckoning is at hand! The elves and all that would have mech too, but mine is the one to rule them all, so I win somehow. I also assume Morgoth looses it in the First Age, else there's no genesis for the story to happen so he HAS to lose it at some point to be consistent. Barring that because it's not technologically feasible in the universe or something, a beer stein. Because...why not?
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A small puppy must be thrown into the lava.
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A photograph of Miley Cyrus's hiney.
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That lamp from A Christmas Story. That would've definitely been awkward to carry over several hundred miles, in more ways than one.
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Frodo himself.
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Gandalf's staff.
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A sword :)
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A jigglypuff
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4 RepliesThe pre-alpha build of Half-Life 3.
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[spoiler]Bacon.[/spoiler]
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A pocket pu$$y that gives the uncontrollable urge to use it
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Replace it with a George Foreman grill.
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1 ReplyLaungeray
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1 ReplyAn egg balanced on a spoon.
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A 50 pound dumbbell.
