Make the sickest joke you can
What did the penis say to the condom?
[spoiler]Cover me I'm going in[/spoiler]
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Uh so I was expecting sex jokes but now we're getting dead baby jokes Hmmmmmm okay Carry on
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Edited by Gingers Unite: 1/5/2014 2:17:13 AMWhat's the difference between a million dead babies or a million dollars in my garage? [spoiler]I don't have a million dollars[/spoiler]
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how do you tell your sister's on her period? [spoiler]your dads cock tastes like blood[/spoiler] just keep in mind, you asked
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What's got 20 legs and makes women scream? [spoiler]Gang -blam!-.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Banned Gatsby: 1/4/2014 12:54:13 PMYou think there's safety in numbers? Tell that to six million Jews. Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it's headed straight for the world trade centre.
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I'm a terrible person for laughing.
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What's worse than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? [spoiler]One dead baby nailed to 5 trees.[/spoiler]
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How are a newborn and an 80-year-old similar? [spoiler]They both die when you [b]f[/b]uck them.[/spoiler]
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Edited by BannedChakas: 1/4/2014 10:05:09 PM"Man, that was great steak last night. Thanks, Dad." "Hey son, what's the difference between a steak and a dead baby?" "What O__0?" [spoiler]"I didn't cook steak last night."[/spoiler]
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Edited by qy: 1/4/2014 10:04:24 PMWhat's the difference between a dead baby and a Camaro? [spoiler]I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Camaro...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? [spoiler]depends on how hard you throw em[/spoiler]
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Flavio FLAVIO!!!! Over here!!!
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How do you fit 10 babies in a bucket? [spoiler]With a blender.[/spoiler] How do you get the babies out of the bucket? [spoiler]Doritos[/spoiler]
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How do you make a gay guy have sex with a women? Put shit in her vagina.
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This is the best dirty joke I know... [spoiler]Mud[/spoiler]
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What's worse than ten dead babies in a barrel? One dead baby in ten barrels.
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I can't I would be banned