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12/26/2013 7:46:06 PM
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Decided to play Shit Theft Auto Online

What did I expect? I got into a server, was immediately flattened, then about 6 dudes started shooting at each other So I did one of those missions. I had to drive for a good five minutes before getting killed and failing the mission because I did it solo because no one wants to do this god awful shit
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  • I'm not a fan of deathmatch because of how bolony things can be sometimes, and race is off the list for good because of how shitty the physics are. "Oh what's that, you're in first and someone is driving right alongside you trying to beat you? Well lemme just flip a coin here and whoever gets it gets spun out for around two minutes instantly putting them into last place." Missions alone are absolutely painful, especially with my luck. Every vehicle of mine no longer has a back window because 90% of the time that's how I die in online and from bots. Their bullets just magically home in through the back window and curve around all the seats and other shit in the vehicle to land perfectly in my head no matter how far away I am. SO, I get some shit mission where I have to steal a god damn RV or some crap like that, and the thing has a back window bigger than a football field. I literally roll onto the road and die when somebody snipes me out on a bike with a pistol through the back window. So what I normally do is piss around in online. I've got this one car, real fancy looking and shinied up, and I take a cargo bob and drop it off in areas with a lot of players. I then proceed to either watch the fireworks as players fight over it, or pick it up as somebody gets in it and tries to run away, dropping them in the ocean and getting a free refund from the insurance as they technically destroyed my vehicle by driving it into the ocean. I go around and snatch random people up and drop them off in interesting locations. I like hijacking tank rampagers and dropping them in the most useless places. Other times I get into my flashy car and use it as a battering ram to harass other people on the road. As long as I keep my back to them I'm perfectly fine, so I can go in for attack runs and and then flee. The car has low armour on purpose so they can kill it easier, paying the 25,000 insurance fee that it comes with it. My favorite is harrassing people with firetrucks. That water hose is a killing machine. But, that's about all I do. Most of the online modes are made of derp, missions are made of derp especially when you're alone, so all that leaves really is pestering the population that still play it with my low level bum of a character.

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