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12/23/2013 9:41:46 PM
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Awkward sexy times stories
So, Flood, you guys have [b]probably[/b] had [b]at least[/b] one partner/would have been partner (Yes, your hand counts), either of your same gender or the opposite.
And we all know, with sexy partner comes sexy times.
Unfortunately, not everything always goes as planned, and this results in some awkward/funny moments, so share yours!
I'll share mine: once I was making out with my girlfriend, and my nose started bleeding. I felt it, but thought I had a runny nose or something, so I moved back, and her (face) cheeks were covered with blood...
We laughed it off, but it was definitely awkward...
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I accidentally composed her essence. I then proceeded to continue my physical assaults upon her newly configured digital form.
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4 RepliesI molested myself last night. I told myself no but I knew I wanted it
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There are times when we should have locked the door... Other than that, I have a pet rat who would escape her old cage and attempt to start a threesome.
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Braces. [spoiler]Nuff' said.[/spoiler]
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Commander Virgin reporting in.
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2 RepliesProbably the night I'd taken loads of MDMA and had drank a fair bit, brought up a girl back and could barely perform at all. Took ages to get hard, then I went soft inside her and was pounding for a few minutes with a semi that kept slipping out. Then I tried to give her oral but was too off my face to find the clit so it was a bit of a farce. Eventually I just said -blam!- it and told her to give me a blowjob, after I finished we just rolled over and went to sleep. She left pretty quick the next morning.
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Went to a party. Got drunk. Banged my ex. Had to make covert escape come morning.
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I got nothin'.
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2 RepliesI asked my first girlfriend for oral one time. She started to take my pants off, but then she just looked at me and said, "Maybe later."
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9 RepliesLong story made short >was banging girl who was in relationship (kinda. They were technically split, but whatevs) >Her house >we lock doors >start going to town >really railing her >in the middle of doing it and I feel someone punch the shit out of my face >was her boyfriend who used his key to "break" in >he yells at her >punches me again >he storms out of house >she goes after >I go home like wtf >get a phone call from her guardian about my behavior and her "mistakes" >was kinda scared That was the last time I've done it lol
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I got mad one time AND -blam!-ED THE WORRRRRLLLLLDDDDD.
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>got fluids on shirt I was wearing >didn't know, and wore shirt around house >mom noticed and asked if it was snot >agreed that it was , went to room and changed shirt [spoiler]tip: don't wear shirt during sexy alone time[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo I was going at it and then i heard the people in the other room doing the same thing but louder. It was a great night
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2 RepliesI told her to put on her wizard hat and robe....
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13, partner: hand my sister nearly walked in on me
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1 ReplyOur dog walked in and just kinda stood at the end of the bed watching.
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Edited by WombRaider: 12/23/2013 10:21:45 PMWhile smashing this girl, she had a super duper loud queef noise at one point. I literally pulled out and started cracking up, she was very flustered/mad with me.
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6 RepliesEdited by Ewoktapus: 12/25/2013 8:01:45 AMWhen they don't leave morning after and just linger around all -blam!-en day. It's a one night stand, not a 24 hour -blam!- / chill all day.
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I was going at it with my girlfriend and I was going really hard.. And going to hard, I shifted back and slipped out, but still rammed in again. I shot low, and, I hit her between holes. She shrieked, and we stopped for a bit. Turns out i split the skin about an inch and a half from her V... And it hurt her for about 3 weeks. Oops lol
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3 RepliesShe had a tiny mouth and I had a relatively big dick, so when she tried to give me a BJ her teeth tore me up.
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My first time having sex my sister walked in on me I jumped up and hid behind my desk and she covered herself with my blankets so it could have been worse. Also whenever it is brought up she always says that I kicked her into the desk so it proves she didn't see anything.
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4 RepliesParents saw her giving me a BJ...
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1 Reply<--virgin
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1 Reply-blam!- you elegiac
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4 RepliesEdited by Cultmeister: 12/25/2013 8:31:50 AMOK so I was 80% sure this guy was into me and we were sitting on my bed and he kept on being really flirty but he wasn't making any solid moves, just like invading my personal space every 5 seconds and starting awkward play-fights (yeah I know, those probably count as solid moves but w/e I'm a wimp). But I didn't wanna make any moves because he had previously mentioned he was straight in an XBL party and I didn't want a fist through the face if that was true; I just assumed all this was him joking around as usual. So we played games for a couple of hours and then I kicked him out and I haven't really talked to him since. But you should have been in that room, the sexual tension was so thick you could have fu[i]c[/i]king eaten it. Shit that reminds me I still have his Shadows of the Damned.
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1 ReplyEdited by SzyGuy: 12/24/2013 4:49:45 PMMe and my girlfriend were super drunk going hard then I accidentally went to far back, dick came out, go for the thrust, straight into her ass. Whoops. She was in the fetal position for about 3 minutes. Then we continued.
