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Edited by tuckers baby:
12/14/2013 9:08:04 AM
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"Stale Standup" (a cOLD jokes thread)
Title says it all, bring forth your crap comedy, your plain punch lines, all is welcome.
To kick it off with an example: [i]Why did the football coach go to the bank[/i]
[spoiler][i]to get his Quarter... [b]back[/b][/i][/spoiler]
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Edited by Greene: 12/14/2013 11:00:04 PMHere are some: [spoiler]A policeman stopped me the other night, he taps on the window of the car and says: 'Would you please blow into this bag, Sir'. I said: 'What for, Officer?' He says: 'My chips are too hot'.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I got stopped again last night by another policeman. He says: 'I'd like to follow you to the nearest Police Station'. I said 'What For?'. He said: 'I've forgotten the way'.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I had a meal last night, I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody, It was a Chinese restaurant.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I went to the doctor the other day I said 'have you got anything for wind' so he gave me a kite.[/spoiler] Thank you, goodnight, much love. And I totally didn't steal any of these.
