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12/11/2013 8:43:08 PM
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What if we said those pants DID make her butt look big
You are shopping with your (mom, sister, girlfriend or wife). (OK, it's weird if your mom asks...maybe your sister. I'll leave it in, some of you may roll that way)
And you are asked the inevitable question: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Now the clencher: You say, YES THOSE PANTS MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK BIG.
What do you think would happen?
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I like big butts though and I can not lie.
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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1 ReplyI just tell her the good ole Drake lyric. [quote]Your natural hair and your soft skin, and your BIG ASS in that sundress (OOOHHH!) Good God, what you doing that walk for? When I see that thing move, I just wish we would fight less and we would talk more.[/quote]
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I thought booty was in right now?
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[i] [/i]
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we laugh. then i assure her it was not a joke and she should choose a different cut.
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Eh... My girlfriend knows she has a big butt, so I'll just say yes.
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2000: Dammit I have to go look for different pants 2013: Yes, these are good for twerking
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3 RepliesYou just say " babe it looks beautiful!"
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Edited by cxkxr: 12/12/2013 3:07:39 AMThe only reason girls ask that is so you'd check out their ass anyways... So, indifference would happen.
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Accidentally let it slip once while shopping with my gf, she didn't want to talk to me so she continued shopping while I went to the arcade. It was a gamble.
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Umm maybe they say "ok" and put the pants back. Either that or they say "ok" and buy them.
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My mom asked me. I said "What does it matter what I say they are your pants?" She yelled "Is that a yes!" And slapped me.
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There are only two foreseeable outcomes. Unquenchable rage followed by an agonizing death via fire and brimstone, or me getting to stare at then fondle her pantsified bunkis later that day. God I hope its number two....
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You would get dumped if it was your GF.
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6 RepliesWell is it bad if those pants make your butt look big?
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She buys you a hat.
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depends if she wants her butt to look big or not... this is the problem with women; you never know what they want to hear.
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I've said yes to that question before. Twice, actually. It went over surprisingly well both times.
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2 RepliesThe next time you're asked sing some Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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1 ReplyDeath, swift but painful, death.
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I'd get slapped.
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They either take it as a good thing and a compliment if they're going for a big booty, or they think we're saying that they need to lose some weight. Either way, it's better to only do that if you really know the other person well.
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I don't know, some girls might take offence and some might like it because it means they have a big booty, I guess.
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Best answer to that question: Babe, your butt looks great in those pants
