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Edited by MuksFly:
12/1/2013 4:16:36 AM
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My gf found out I jerk off into socks
She was doing my laundry (good girl) then said, "Is this a good socks or one of your beat socks?"
I was like ummm...,"Beat sock."
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#Offtopic
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If she asked then she already must have known?
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1 ReplyI've never used a sock in my life for that goal. I must be normal.
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13 RepliesI've learned so much about other people's masturbation habits from this forum. Some people can't do it while standing up (I still don't understand this), some people use socks, some people use cereal.... The thing is, I never wanted to know this stuff in the first place. Thanks anyways?
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Edited by Otter Space: 12/1/2013 5:41:35 PM[quote]My socks found out jerk off into my girlfriend.[/quote] [quote]They were doing my laundry (good socks) then said, "Is this a good girlfriend or one of your beat girlfriends?" I was like ummm...,"Beat girlfriend." :|[/quote] [i]Oh god...[/i]
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My sock found out I masturbate into girls.
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3 RepliesB.net is seriously a porn site now.
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1 ReplyI just use endangered animals. Baby seals are nice too.
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2 RepliesIt also desensitizes your dick so you last longer. Bam. I've jerked it a thousand times in a sock. Keeps it all contained and then just throw it in the wash.
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7 RepliesBuy more socks?
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5 RepliesWhy don't you just go buy a toy? :/
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:| indeed
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3 RepliesWhat the actual -blam!-? I thought that was just something from American Pie. That´s -blam!-ing gross.
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5 Replies[quote]She was doing my laundry (good girl) then said, "Is this a good socks or one of your beat socks?" I was like ummm...,"Beat sock."[/quote] So you use non-good socks? One word for you. Silk. You can thank me later. Oh, but you should hand wash them.
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Id be lying if I said I hadnt used socks. Theyre actually very conveniently shaped for doing the job.
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1 ReplyIs it normal for guys to beat off into socks? Because that doesn't really sound appealing...
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But wouldn't you get like... rug burn? On your dick?
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Ugh id hate doing that.. unless they are really expensive socks are really uncomfortable to fap into. They are so rough inside.
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This thread is hilarious.
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Why jerk off into socks when you can jerk off into your man-bra?
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1 Reply[i]Please.[/i] I jerk off into shoes. GOML
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3 RepliesWhat an unsanitary way to jerk off.
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1 ReplyWhy do people use socks?
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But why socks?
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How does [i]that[/i] feel...?
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Ahaha thank you for posting this I was dying reading through the replies.
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