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10/27/2013 4:52:35 PM
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how would you react if your parents were porn stars?
One day while fapping happily away... Wait.. They look familiar!!!!
MOM...DAD...
That's right, on your screen is your parents, a few years before you were born, filming a high quality porn. ...and they are doing some [i]nasty[/i] things to each other...
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load gun. point at head. pull trigger
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I'd cry myself to sleep every night.
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Edited by Yeet: 10/28/2013 3:16:44 AM
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2 Replies
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Oh god why.... WHYYYYYYYY...
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1 ReplyCome to the horrifying realisation that I'm apparently fapping to a video of my parents. Oh God, no.
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3 Replies[quote]Wonder why I'm watching porn from the nineties.[/quote]
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2 Replies[i] [/i]
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[quote]Well, that explains the divorce...[/quote]
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1 ReplyB...but.. I killed them.
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And then you figure out that video is where you came from.
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Have an honest heart to heart with my c*ck
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1 ReplyApproach them and have a serious heart to heart discussion about their life choices
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Never mention it. Ever.
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1 ReplyI think my mother is... Or just a whore. She invites men over all the time and kicks me out of the house. When I come back her bed is a mess and her room reeks of sweat when I walk past it.
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lolno they're too ugly
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1 ReplyI gave the video 2 stars. ;-)
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1 ReplyThanks for that image in my head OP
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[i] [/i]
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So gross.
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Plot twist: the porn you're watching is when he forgot to pull out, thus conceiving you!
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Someone please post the 4chan thread of this exact situation. I would, but I'm on mobile.
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1 Reply>high quality >before I was born Lol
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Wonder why I'm watching porn from the eighties.
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By vomiting profusely.
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Edited by Winters Darkseid: 10/27/2013 6:42:27 PM*Close browser* *Delete system 32* *Smash computer* *Nuke it from orbit* *Omega Beam the remains*
