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10/21/2013 3:24:35 PM
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How to stop countries from going to war
Outsource all their communications between chain of command to India.
Afterall who would try to press the nuke launch button if they have to be transferred between multiple Indian helpdesk.
I bet obama would give up after being transferred the sixth time.
Thoughts?
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2 RepliesHow about we put all the angry old men in charge of governments into one room to fight it out while we point and laugh?
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3 RepliesOoor ban nukes,guns,navies,and marines
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I like this do it
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1 ReplySupport: Hi... My name is bob... What can I do for you? Obama: Fire a missile at Syria Support: I sorry that is the ballistics airspace control, not missile ballistics department. Obama: I WAS JUST THERE, GOD DAMMIT YOU INDIAN ASSHOLE WHO HAS A NAME THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT BOB!
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2 RepliesHow about we use Windows Vista as the OS for all missile control systems? Obama: Launch a missile at Canada "This program is not responding and needs to close. Would you like to send an error report?"
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So long as they never use the AT&T automated voice machine. "I'm sorry I didn't understand you. Did you say Billing?" "No! I said attack Syria! Give me a -blam!-ing -blam!- human!!!" I'm sorry I didn't understand you did you say billing?" Blaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm!!!! Indeed.
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Remove Humans
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International Gladiator battles between nation leaders.
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Have all weapons produced by Apple, then they'd be too expensive for any country to buy. Result is infinite peace :P
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Breaking news: All communication officers in the British Navy have committed suicide.
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Wow Risay, you figured out one of the oldest questions on how to prevent war in your spare time on the Internet, consider me impressed.
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5 RepliesNo we should abolish all militaries and construct floating platforms on bodies of water. Then, when two governments want to go to war, you get the politicians in favour of war, split them into teams representing their country and have them try to knock each other off the podium with foam bats.
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Ban countries
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Edited by Gatsby: 10/21/2013 8:57:31 PMMake the whole male population stand on the borders with a handful of Viagra.
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Why can't we have something like Camp Olympics?
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2 RepliesWhat if India wants to wage war?
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1 ReplyMake the prerequisite of war that the Leaders of nations must have sex with each other.
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"Sir, before we process your request to invade Iran, would you like to hear about our promotional offer?" "No." "Thank you sir, this promotional offer-" "I said I don't want to hear about the offer." "Yes sir, but if you listen for one moment-" "Look, I've really got to get this going. I'd like to speak to your supervisor." "Hello, this is Sanjay." "Can you just process my request to invade Iran?" "Yes sir, but we'd like to tell you about a promotional offer-" "Aw, -blam!- it!" *Hangs up*
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Genius.
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10/10.
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Edited by salvucci91: 10/21/2013 3:25:38 PMAll sorts of 'yes'.
