Please be honest, as I'm interested to know. If I see the poll go +20 for monster cocks then I'll know you guys aren't taking this seriously.
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1 ReplyYou gon learn what a long dick is TODAY
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FROM A TO Z YO [spoiler]on the keyboard[/spoiler]
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>@ School >Peeing >School bathroom has no door >Girl comes in >say hi, let out huge fart >Accidentally shit myself.
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Edited by risay_117: 10/21/2013 9:04:18 PMNot sure. Erect was between 7 and 8. Maybe 9 but likely close to 8 Not sure thickness but bigger than circumference of bottle cap.
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I pity the fool who thinks he'll get serious answers in this thread!
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toplel at 60 people lying to themselves... 6 inches is average flood, just fyi
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By 'monster', do you mean huge or covered in genital warts?
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What constitutes a monster cock?
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[quote]Please be honest.[/quote] This is the best way to get an honest answer on the Internet. Me? Thicker than a McDonald's straw and nearly twice as long. What happens when you rub plasticine between your hands for ages?
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5 RepliesI'm as big as an ant. If an ant was this big |___| Eh... |____|
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4 RepliesThe average woman's reaction to my erect penis is to scream in terror and hide from it in a closet. Most need several months of intense therapy afterwards. Seeing it is akin to seeing Cthulhu.
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2 RepliesI have a monster cockroach. Its scary. xc
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Uhhhh What?
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1 ReplyWhoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
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2 RepliesMy dick is like an inch and a half above average.
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1 Reply1 moa... Yeah. Huehuehue
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1 ReplyWhat size constitutes, or begins to constitute, a "monster cock"?
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I drew a little eye around the opening. Now he's a monster rawr rawr rawr.
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1 Reply|____________________________________________________________________________| give or take
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1 ReplyBattle of the monster cocks. No matter who wins, she loses. [spoiler]Huehue.[/spoiler]
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Godzilla does.
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Average size, seven inches when flaccid. Never measured it erect, but it's no monster.
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42 Replies1 Sangheili cock.