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10/14/2013 3:51:37 AM
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How do I dress like a swag fag
There is this girl I want to attract and I need to "swag out". I have jordans but I don't have the rest of the swag accessories. I come to you guys because I know you will provide unique swagful clothes for me to str8 flex in.
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Dress what you would dress like if you tried to fit in
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If she's into swag fags, she's probably not even worth the effort, dude.
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1. Go to a second hand clothes shop. 2. Look at a series of very bright, epilepsy-inducing strobe lights. 3. Get a seizure. 4. When the seizure is over and you're not dead, pick whatever you've grabbed or knocked over, buy it and wear it. If you did die from the seizure, good, because nobody likes swag fags except for other swag fags.
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You want to become a swag fag? Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
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How about not dressing like a fag
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[quote]#HoesBeforeHalo[/quote] Im out.
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It is funny because I think the OP is sarcastic and does not really want to dress up in swag attire!
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super expensive shirts [diamond, johnny cupcakes,10 deep, obey, supreme etc.] the jordans with nike socks? usually black.. camo print/greenish khaki shorts/pants. snap backs or strap backs. gauges stink do the diamond earring thing. and g-shocks and big swag watches. don't forget to listen to shitty rap artists like 2 chains and asap rocky and migos and tyler the creator, or atleast pretend to... and get that new drake album... we like drake... I don't.. oh get a swaged HAIRCUT TOO... [spoiler]if I was you I wouldn't change for her if she can't except you for who you are already..[/spoiler]
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Kill all teh sweg fegs
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Shut the f-uck up, dipshit.
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Wen u tip, tip lik dis so dey no us got da swug
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Just take acid and become a helicopter. You know, helicoptering your dick to attract the bad bitch she is. Bitches love helicopters.
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Wear your trousers so low your cock is hanging out.
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2 RepliesSnapBack, diamond shirt, cargo shorts , nike sock, jordans /unknown shows .
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You need a snapback, not mesh though. You need baggy ass jeans, a Louis rag, you have to have your keys on a lanyard that you hang out of your pocket and you have to wear basketball jerseys.
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snap backs and tattoos.
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Tights
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Wear your pants around your ankles
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2 Repliesfresh hats
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Skinny Jeans
