Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The Boom - MoreConsole inspired rocket launcher. Good Cop, Bad Cop - Dual hand cannons. Walk Down Memory Lane - Shotgun. The "Do You Ever Wonder Why We're Here?" - Red and Blue painted sniper rifle. What? - Pistol. Say "What?" One More Time - X2 of the above Pistol. Honest Politician - Heavy Machine Gun. First Kiss - Shotgun. Incomprehensible Circumstances - Think "Scarab Gun." Bungie Forums - A really inaccurate assault rifle. Soft Little Friend - A Silence SMG that sounds like the purring of a tiny kitty cat when being fired.