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9/22/2013 10:18:52 AM
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Do girls lay eggs?
Today in biology class we learned about how girls make eggs my question is if they produce eggs where do they go? Also last time I remembered I made my girlfriend pregnant but she didn't lay an egg. I am really confused, so do girls lay eggs or not?
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Edited by InfiniteStrike: 9/22/2013 3:03:56 PMTechnically, yes. And they get flushed out when they menstrate.
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No the boys lay eggs. Next question please.
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Yes. They also pee out their bums. Source - Banana
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1 ReplyThey lay eggs but they are full of sorrow and loathing. But it has nothing to do with pregancy. No. These eggs are mind control eggs a woman secretly lays in a mans heart, allowing her to twist and contort his life to her will, filling a man with doubt and weighing him down. They are eggs from which chains are born unto a mans pride. In this way a woman can exert her evil over a man until he is a broken shell who only finds escape in bottles of whiskey. Beware the eggs. Beware.
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No, but dogs do.
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You're not even trying...
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you high?
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That's it. I'm done with the shitposting.
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Dont you wish YOU were that egg getting laid ... BTW: wasn't you who got her pregnant, but that guy John you sometimes see her with. Obviously you pay as much attention to her as you do i biology class.
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The [i]femalus-eggus[/i] is a very rare occurunce. It involves a female human laying a selection of 5-10 chocolate eggs. These eggs then go through a series of different stages. One of these stages includes watching the whole boxset of breaking bad; while another involves the eggs cage fighting eachother until only one remains. These eggs stay like this until they are mature enough to explode. For the egg to evolve into a human, it must go through a certain condition. This involves a man stealing an egg and throwing it at a pink coloured wall. this causes it to scream "Happy birthday!". A human is born.
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yeah like xenomorphs
