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9/22/2013 12:10:20 AM
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Your parents are having sex in your room.
You're asleep only to be awaken by ghostly noises like moaning and grunting. You open one eye to see your parents are having sex in your room. They still think you're sleeping.
What would you do?
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyCleveland steamer
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1 ReplyEdited by Coin: 9/22/2013 3:43:26 AMWhat the -blam!-. My parents are divorced.
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Get up and WHAT THE #<~€!?
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But I don't sleep in my room?
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Get an air horn and blast away.
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2 RepliesThis guy has some serious issues... I'm derailing this thread. This thread is now about turkeys. Go.
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2 RepliesMy ipod is always next to my bed so Im set.
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Grossssss
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without going into detail, one of my parents is dead so this would be very kinky
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8 RepliesYeah, they wouldn't fit in my room
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Become traumatized
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1 ReplyWhy not join?
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Weird because my parents ate divorced and there is no chance of that happening at all.
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2 RepliesIt's times like these where I'm thankful I keep a loaded gun under my pillow and follow the ancient rule where one day I have to slay my own father.
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Secretly fap.
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Ask them how they found me and how they got into my apartment.
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Watch.
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smack a bitch
