Pic for Reference: It's his profile picture (I didn't want to link his Facebook account.) I'm sitting here in Math class, and this white kid seems to be the only sensible child in the room (ironically, and aside from me). His name is Brett, and I've absolutely done [i]everything[/i] to try and become friends with him. Last Friday, I brought him some mountain dew so that we could try and get to know one another. He said, and I quote, [quote]I ready dun have me sum[/quote] (I added "dun and sum" to make it more realistic.) Today, I tried a more direct approach. I bought him his own bucket of Homemade coleslaw. I said we could share it, and by the time I got back from getting a chair, he had finished the whole thing and was having the "surprise" spam I hid in my back pack. (He punches that shit open) So far, I know a few things about him. He said he liked to listen to Bob Dylan (whoever [i]that[/i] is) and enjoys his mother, Patty's, pretzels and crakkas. He also almost "lynched me black a$$" for pronouncing Bob Dylan wrong (I pronounce it "Who da hell dis hoe Bobdyleeshaa"). I must say, it seems like he doesn't want to be my friend. Like, [i]at all.[/i] I'm taking him to watch some NASCAR, so I'm crossing my fingers. So, guys. What do I do?