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Edited by iGraviton:
8/31/2013 1:14:24 AM
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I showed my penis to a cute girl in my math class today, now I'm in trouble.
Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, there's this girl in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, there's these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their penis.
So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became erection and pulled it out throught the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my penis, this other girl that has no boobs and is ugly screamed "oh my god", screaming and pointing at my penis.
I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant i would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my penis and not the rest of the class.
She screamed and tried to get me to goo away by slapping my penis, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my penus and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room crying and I got sent to the office.
My penis was caught in my zipper, so i had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and now I have to have sex with the entire school/
I don't understand what happened, why are ugly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my penis very small, I do not understand. Help me flood.
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#lolopisanerection One of the funniest things I've read 9.9/3
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1 ReplyReminds me of a time when I was sleeping with my face to my bed. I was thinking really hard about someone I liked in my dream, then suddenly I felt my body rising from the bed. It wasn't my arms or legs pushing me so I was pretty freaked out. But as I was panicking I looked at my penis and was I was doing a perfect cock stand on my bed. But it was short lived because I ka-noodled soon after. I was how amazing the cock stand was. And I just laid there, lying in my special mayonnaise.
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> but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and now I have to have sex with the entire school/ I lost my shit here lol
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Still laughing lol
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5 Replies>I became erection Lol
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080405110900AAsSTa5
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unoriginal
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[quote]I became erection[/quote]
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Obvious copypasta.
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[spoiler]wow, that was funny :P[/spoiler]
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3 Repliesif this actually happened, then you are one dumb son-of-a-bitch. if it didn't, then 10/10 for creativity
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Lol epic!
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They always make me goo away but then I goo on them!
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I hate when I become erection
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Always Google one of the shorter paragraphs of any given suspect thread.
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You forgot to whirl it around.
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Have sex with the ugly ones first ... given everyone has seen it now, and they all have to be done. Best you learn from you early mistakes, and the ugly girls wont have had much practice and may not notice. Next, your teacher(s) and head master (he may be upset because he wasn't the first ... so best not let him know that part of the secret). Now the remainder - boys and girls - if things are not getting too sore by now you may want to go a group session, and from that pick your favorites. The trick here is not to let EVERYONE see your magic again, or otherwise - obviously - you will have to do everyone all over again. So pick your favorites and only leave the light on for them.
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love it. lol
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This made me nauseous.
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10/10 would read again.
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2 RepliesToo much envelope, not enough toast.
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Toast / envelope.
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I laughed. Love the story
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8 RepliesThat was so stupid, and yet I laughed. 5/10 On a slightly related note, my friends told me about this time when they were in junior high, some kid walked up to a table where some girl was sitting and just whipped it out and flopped it on the table... The teacher saw it too...
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1 ReplyI had a friend who showed his dick to some kid at a carnival.
