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7/29/2013 1:01:46 AM
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I hit a snake with a lawn mower today
And I shit you not, it looked exactly like a corpse blown to bits by a Gnasher from GoW. Disgusting.
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1 ReplyI hit 4 baby bunnies with a lawn mower and their organs were launched and hanging from a short apple tree.
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I award you this.
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13 RepliesI once ran over a ginger with my hummer. It got up, looked at me and attempted to suck out my soul but I drove off, came back at full speed and hit it again. True Story. Obviously.
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2 RepliesYou're a bastard OP :(
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[i][b]NOTHING BUT BITS[/b][/i]
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Join the club.
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Delicious
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2 RepliesHow do you feel now???
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My sister found a garter snake in a pile of leaves once, during the fall. I chopped it to bits with a shovel and scooped it down a storm drain. I had fun.
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[spoiler]Was it someone's penis OP?[/spoiler]
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Nasty.
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Poor snake :[ The worst thing that ever got mowed on my lawn were a few plastic toys I accidentally left outside, and they were destroyed because we had a company mow our lawn and they don't pay attention to what's in the way.
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I've been slaughtering all the spiders that keep appearing lately, and when some pincher bugs came out, i picked them up and slammed them onto the cold concrete as hard as possible. Seeing them bounce from hitting hard ground was actually pretty amusing.
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1 ReplyEdited by Infiltrat0rN7: 7/29/2013 1:25:39 AMSnake! Respond! Snaaake? SSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
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3 RepliesI once saw a furry caterpillar in my garden so I drove over it reeeeaaaaalllly slowly with my scooter. A load of green stuff came out.
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2 RepliesThat was good. More backyard gore stories: my dad once accidentally shredded a toad with a weedeater. When I was a kid we had a bunch of grass snakes (and some other snakes) in our backyard, which pissed me off because I have a phobia about snakes. It got to the point where I could barely tolerate going outside, I was so afraid of them. So, while I was sawing away on a piece of wood one day, I saw a snake, slithering right along bold as you please in front of me about 12 feet away. He was headed deeper into the yard. I decided I had to do something to put some fear into these bastards, so I went in front of him (somewhat), thudding the ground in front of him and shouting. I would've been content to scare him out of the yard. But he just kept going on his path. Enraged by his arrogance and presumption, I killed him with fell blows. Continuing with the theme, another snake met his end during a hard rainstorm. It shifted some railroad ties we had stacked just enough so that it crushed him in place. He was still moving, just barely, when I found him a couple of days later as fire ants feasted on his body.
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I sliced a baby rabbit with a lawnmower. I felt bad.
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I almost ran over a snake last time I mowed my lawn.
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Was it venemous?
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We used to have an electric fence running along the bottom of our fence to keep the dogs from digging out (no longer have either dog now, one we had to put down, the other got out and never came back). Being from a rural area the only electric fence we could find at the hardware store was cattle strength. Every time I mowed after we hooked that thing up I'd find dead birds lining the fence because the fence was so powerful it killed them. My dad just told me to mow over the birds....feathers went everywhere.
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SSSSSSSNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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Why would you do that!?
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Taught that -blam!-er who's boss.
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Saturday night, 1 chicken and 4 chicks were killed by some cats in our backyard.
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That is disgusting, and I like Gears of War.
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2 RepliesI once ran over a small rabbit (I think it was a rabbit, the head was hidden in the grass). I must have skimmed it, because the body was still in once piece, just gashed open.
