Alright this is how I see the match going down. It's on a grassy field with a spectator bench. The spectators consist of all the non super powered love interests of the heroes partaking in the fight. The Marvel heroes are all preparing physically and mentally. Hulk is getting as angry as possible and is put into a cage to unleash on command. Iron Man has his Hulk Buster suit on. Everyone's anxious, but confident. They then look to the other side and see the Justice League showing up. Weird- they have a lot more heroes than that. But even weirder are the actions that the Justice League are taking. Superman is flying and smiling towards the crowd. J'onn is looking at himself in a mirror. Green Lantern is trying to use his ring to make a green tuxedo (but can't get the collar right, so keeps trying). Wonder Woman and Batman are unfolding reclining chairs and touching each other. [i]What the hell?[/i] Thought Captain America. The announcer, in a deep, hearty voice, shatters the relative silence. "Welcome everyone! Thank you all for coming to the first annual non omnipotent meta d1ck measuring contest! There's no time for speeches now. We will start in 3... 2..." [i]Oh sh1t.[/i] Thought Thor. Here we go. Thor started to spin his hammer. The Hulk roared. Sentry loomed over his peers. Spiderman continued to masturbate. [i]What the hell are the others doing?[/i] Thought Iron Man, as he saw Superman continue to face the crowd and smile, Batman and Wonder Woman groping each other, and J'onn posing for Green Lantern in a suit. "GO!" And then, the match began. Less than one second later, the announcer's voice was heard once again. "And it's over folks!" Lois was confused. Superman was still smiling and waving to everyone (and had just given her a little wink), Batman and Wonder Woman continued to feel each other, and Green Lantern and J'onn both posed in their new suits. Then, she saw all the Marvel heroes frozen. Out of seemingly nowhere, a red blur popped into the Justice League side. "What did I miss?" It was the Flash. Everything was clear to her now. After the match, the Daily Planet was having a field day with headlines. "GROUNDBREAKING NEW RECORD: JUSTICE LEAGUE DEFEATS ENTIRE UNIVERSE OF HEROES WITHIN A FRACTION OF A SECOND!" "SUPERMAN ONCE AGAIN FLIES OFF WITH LOIS LANE" (subheading: "CLARK KENT GOES MISSING AGAIN") "GREEN LANTERN FOUNDS 'J'ONN'S SUIT COMPANY!'" "WONDER WOMAN ACCIDENTALLY THROWS BATMAN'S TORSO INTO ORBIT DURING SEX!" "THE FLASH UNFREEZES SPIDERMAN, ACCIDENTALLY GETS SPIDER SEMEN ON COSTUME" And that's all folks.