I will vote for you... IF the bacon rite is only allowed to me, I will become your bacon supervisor. Citizens of the city will only be allowed to eat the sweet piggy flesh if given my permission to do so (which I will immediately decline without having read the request form. Shhhhhhhhhh) any violators will be shot... By me... With a pig's ass... His name is porky
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Someone ate my pocket bacon on the way here, will you investigate situation like this?
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Don't worry citizen, he's dead now. Porky finished him off
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So you will rule with a iron fist and kill all those who oppose your rule?
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Only those who take bacon
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What if bacon starts taking bacon?
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We eat it
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You have my vote sir!
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You see that Helveck? I'm earning you votes! Give me the job and I in return offer you digital bacon!
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ReAl bacon*