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7/3/2013 7:47:59 PM
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How do you hide your farts when in water?
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3 RepliesI poop, no one suspects a fart in the water when a turd is distracting them.
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Get out of the water and get a drink of something. Fart somewhere during that.
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Edited by Winy: 8/1/2013 5:04:18 AMOption three is clearly the most discrete and efficient method.
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1 ReplyI don't
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Shit my pants.
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Breathe it in before it gets out.
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Everybody look over there!!!!!!!!!!! *farts*
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1 ReplyBoil the water so it starts bubbling too!
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Splash around is the only viable option.
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Edited by Mendicant Bias: 7/3/2013 7:51:09 PMSlip my pinkie finger up my water-lubed butthole. Helps disperse it.
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Swallow them
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Natural gas pockets. They're more common than you think.
