I participate in a lot of pie baking competitions, and lately I've really been looking for something to really put my pie over the top. The competition is tough and I'm think of reverting to intense measures. With all the noise groups make about animal and human rights, I was wondering if it was technically legal to have forced sexual relations with a tree ?
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1 ReplyGreat, now I [i]have [/i] to google this.
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1 ReplyWell, bestiality is illegal, so yes.
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Ha classic flood.
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Why don't you just go and try it out?
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The splinters (shudders)
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2 Replieswww.growmywoody.com
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5 RepliesAs long as it's not a dead tree.
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If it is, I should probably be worried.
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3 RepliesIf it consents, yeah.
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I think you just get public nudity or whatever for having your dick hanging out.
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1 ReplyMaking a plorno I assume?
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5 RepliesI propose a different question: Is it legal to -blam!- a bowl of Cheerios?
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4 Replies[b]YES [/b]
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1 ReplyNo, but public indecency is
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1 ReplyWould you like if the tree -blam!-ed you? No, so don't -blam!- the tree.
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1 ReplyI don't see why you wood do that.
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I mean, if you're into that stuff, why not?
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As long as it's not in public it's completely legal. Have fun and be careful of splinters.
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1 ReplyPerfectly natural
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2 RepliesWoodception.
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[b]YES[/b]