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6/28/2013 4:01:50 PM
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My friend tunred into a dick today.
At some party it was alright, booze was flowing, girls were twerking, the usual. Older guy comes up to me and my mate asks my mate if he can take this ring for him, overhear whole conversation. Get caught listening told to go with my mate, whythehellnot I thought.
Leave party to deliver this ring, Walking round rough area, run into some other mates up to no good. Ohshitcops, run for my life. Get away from cops now me and my three mates continue on our journey, a quest if you may.
Halfway through how walk shit goes down, separate from two my two other mates. Roughshitahead. REAL dangerous part of town my mate starts to lose it and his grip on reality. Try to calm him down.
He turns around, looks at me and says, "Go home sam."
mfw.
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I came hoping to hear how your friend actually turned into a huge penis, but this'll do.
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What kind of drugs were you taking?
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zhe fudge?
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I was going to comment "You have just described Lord of the Rings" but then I read the last sentence...
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Figured it out part of the way through.
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As soon as I read "ring", I knew where this was going...
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Oh god wrong item, you where supposed to protect the cube Sam, our beacon of life, the only way we can save our kind
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2 RepliesI read this and imagined someone morphing into a penis.
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I was almost fooled.
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It's funny because I was watching the Lego LoTR cutscenes right before I entered this thread. As soon as I saw the ring I knew where this was going.
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I knew something was coming... but I didn't see that coming. Noice.
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HUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEU
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What the -blam!- is this shit and what the hell is a mate?
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I didn't really understand a word you said.
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I'm hysterical atm. Is this a joke?
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[spoiler]#Penisinvagina, #willitblend[/spoiler]Only one way to find out.
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Oh sam....
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1 ReplyI pictured your fellow companion evolving into the literal interpretation of the word. I chuckled.
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Can someone please unplug this guy's router and confiscate it? -10/10. Good God, that was a -blam!-ing waste of my time.
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you aren't supposed to use mfw without a damn reaction image.
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I died [spoiler]almost as good as the original[/spoiler]
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Did he get better?
