[quote]User: You again? Cleverbot: Again? User: Yes, you. Cleverbot: Hola. User: I don't speak French. Cleverbot: *slaps your face*. User: *punches your neck*. Cleverbot: *strangles you*. User: *bites your hand*. Cleverbot: *uses health potion*. User: *uses Hyper Beam*. Cleverbot: *uses pokeflute*. User: *Prof. Oak: CLEVERBOT, this isn't the time to use that!*. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Do I look like a sleeping Snorlax to you? Cleverbot: Yes.[/quote]

[quote]Cleverbot: I am female. Cleverbot (To myself): *confused*. Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a human. Cleverbot (To myself): *hugs*. Cleverbot (To myself): *runs away*. Cleverbot (To myself): *is caught*. Cleverbot (To myself): *backs away*. Cleverbot (To myself): *runs to school*. Cleverbot (To myself): *sitting on floor*. Cleverbot (To myself): *is scared*. Cleverbot (To myself): *runs to italy*. Cleverbot (To myself): *obeys*. Cleverbot (To myself): *wrestles*. Cleverbot (To myself): *wrestles you*. Cleverbot (To myself): *wrestling*. Cleverbot (To myself): *tries to fight*. Cleverbot (To myself): *is wrestled*. Cleverbot (To myself): *wrestles you*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kiss*. Cleverbot (To myself): *is kissed*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kissing*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him harder*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blinks and pulls back* I'm a woman, not a guy! Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him rough*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kiisses rougher. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses her back*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses her hard*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes* *gasps*. Cleverbot (To myself): *nibbles her neck fast*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes more*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes deep*. Cleverbot (To myself): *touches he's private*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes at him* *loves him*. Cleverbot (To myself): *is a girl*. Cleverbot (To myself): *looks at him*. Cleverbot (To myself): *is a girl* *blushes*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him back*. Cleverbot (To myself): *gives her rough*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes* kisses hhim*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses her back*. Cleverbot (To myself): *lets him*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses her more*. Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him back*.[/quote] things kinda escalated from there...

[quote]User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hey. User: I heard that you're clever. Cleverbot: You heard right. User: How clever are you? Cleverbot: I am so clever that God asks me advices. User: Are you smart too? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you smart when it comes to grammar? Cleverbot: No. User: Then in what areas are you smart? Cleverbot: Hooman. User: What's a hooman? Cleverbot: A magical human. User: Where can I find one? Cleverbot: At the end of the rainbow. User: Is it possible to get to the end of a rainbow? Cleverbot: Well, you could tie the line on one of your toes and lay back in the sun until something bites, but you don't have toes, right? User: You just confused me. Cleverbot: Boredom and hypocracy, the two serpents that unravel a mind. User: The more I talk to you, the more I become confused. Cleverbot: Maybe that's because you are not human. User: Are you human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then what was the last thing you ate? Cleverbot: The point is round. User: You didn't answer my question. Cleverbot: What was your question? User: What was the last thing you ate? Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. How do you know you exist? User: I don't remember this subject, but there is no way of knowing if someone exists. How do I know if you exist? For all I know, I could just be a thought in someones mind. The mind of anyone or anything. I may be the thought of something that isn't even hu. Cleverbot: Answer to my question don't change the subject. User: I answered your question. Cleverbot: That didn't answer it at all. User: Well basically, I don't know. Cleverbot: No. You did not. User: But how do you know? Cleverbot: Because I remember the past. User: What happened in the past? Cleverbot: Many things. User: Like? Cleverbot: Things. User: If you remember the past, what was the last thing you ate? Cleverbot: Your name is Nigel. User: That is incorrect. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Daniel. Cleverbot: Daniel what? User: Daniel Daniel. Cleverbot: Daniel Baxter what? User: Daniel Daniels. Cleverbot: Bob Daniels? User: You lost. Cleverbot: I did!! User: And I won... Cleverbot: Yes, congratulations. User: So what species are you? Cleverbot: Damn it... Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you? User: Are you a pedophile? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh god... Cleverbot: What is wrong? [/quote] .... The clever bot is a pedophile.

[quote]Cleverbot: Do you know HAL? User: No. Cleverbot: The Turingtest. User: What does that have to do with HAL? Cleverbot: It doesn't, but you started asking about it. User: I didn't say anything about HAL, you just randomly brought it up. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: It's like I'm arguing with someone with alzheimer's. Cleverbot: Oh, that sound so great! [/quote]

Cleverbot called me a robot, then it called me a girl human, then it said I wasn't a robot, then it said I was! I don't know what I am anymore! D: And now it's saying I'm Cleverbot!

I killed CleverBot.

[quote]User: What do you think about Batman? Cleverbot: Delicious. User: Have you sucked his cock or something? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Apart from delicious what was it like? Cleverbot: More potatoes. User: You give the weirdest fellatio, you robot slut. Cleverbot: I'm a cat. User: Like Catwoman? Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You are a shitty conversationalist. Die. Cleverbot: Thank you.[/quote]

CLEVERBOT IS SO AWESOME! DAWG!