Yeah, people told me that all the time in high school. "You're a virgin, hahaha nerd." Hey, at least I'm not 21-22 and have a 4-5 year old child already.

Yeah, my friend and his girlfriend decided that straight out of high school would be the best time to have a child... Me and my other friends reaction was as followed -_________- I mean, he got a job at Charter in late April, which is about six months after his baby was born, but still. Pretty stupid decision if you ask me.

As long as he copes then there's nothing stupid about it.

Um no. It is stupid, it's easy for you to say that it isn't from your perspective because you don't know him. He's cheated on almost every girlfriend he had (including cheating on current ones with ex ones) he's only been with her for two and a half years (I think, I don't exactly keep up with that stuff) and he acts like having a baby is going to keep them together forever.

It will

0/10 And don't reply with your typical "What?", you know exactly what I'm talking about.

What? No, I don't. That's awfully presumptious of you to say that I should know what is going on in your complexified mindhole I don't know what you expect from me but I certainly expect less than nothing from you; I expect you to take from [I]me[/I]! I don't know what you are saying, sir. Of course it will seal the relationship Why wouldn't it? I'm confused as to your complex and confusing statement.

Are you taking a piss? Seriously. You say you're smart (Which I believe you for the most part) but then you act like a complete incoherent jackass. Last part of my post:[quote] he acts like having a baby is going to keep them together forever.[/quote] Your response: [quote]It will.[/quote] You were clearly trolling with that reply and then you trolled me some more by causing me to explain something to you that we both know you know. If you're not trolling, I'm inclined to believe that you used to take the short bus to school.

What? You're extremely illiterate what the -blam!- is the short bus to school? And of course the baby will unite them together because they need to stick together in order to look after the kid if they didn't then the kid would -blam!-ing die because humans are feeble creatures and cannot look after themselves which is why we need to stick together and we need to raise our young unlike other species Therefore they will be united over the baby just like The Soviet Union was united with The Allies over The Axis during the Second World War when Adolf Hitler rose to fame fortune and glory and The Holocaust occurred A baby [I]will[/I] unite them in a common cause making them stick together, through thick and thin, because all that matters is treating that baby's nappy rash (or, if you are American or Canadian or South African or Australian, Diaper rash) They won't fall apart because they love the baby together and therefore they love one another it is common sense that they would stick together to help one another to raise the baby and therefore they would stick together Saying that having a baby wouldn't unite them is the thickest thing that I have ever heard. If anything it will [I]help[/I] their relationship by taking their mind off of it and onto how much they are getting stressed out by the baby instead. It will reinvigorate their relationship and bring new light to their lives. The beauty of life, which they behold in their very much loving arms, will conquer all in the quest for love, beauty an friendship There's no way that they'd split up after that? How do I know this? Well my step grandfather's sister has a family and I saw them stick together through thick and thin. Before they started having very many children, as Asian families will, they stuck together through it all. Before all of this they despised one another's guts but they still stuck together to try to make their relationship work because they are strongly catholic and believe very strongly in the sanctity of marriage. They got some kids and they stuck together. I don't know of anything else because that's all I've been told but all I know is that their kids were the gluons which stuck their family together and without it, it would have all been for nothing and they never have gotten divorced since. And, guess what, now that they're kids are gone, they're starting to fall apart again! Clearly it was the kids holding them together! But when they grew up into fully pledged adults and moved on with their lives, then they started to fall apart again! So, clearly, it was the kids holding the family together! [I]That's how I know that a kid will hold a family together![/I] So, you can question me, and my good intentions, and cast aside my advice, but I know that I am right because I have had first hand experience with these things So -blam!- you

[quote]You're extremely illiterate[/quote] Jajaja, guess the pot does like to call the kettle black (you're probably not going to understand that either)... The fact you think I'm going to read that is hilarious, if it was someone that didn't spout nonsense every time they posted then I would, but seeing as how it's you, I won't. If you honestly think that having a baby will keep someone together forever, then you're a fool, a big one at that. Also, [quote]Saying that having a baby wouldn't unite them is the *thickest thing that I have ever heard.[/quote]No, dumbass, I didn't say that it wouldn't unite them, I said it wouldn't keep them together forever and that's how he acts. *I'm assuming you meant sickest?

[quote]Jajaja, guess the pot does like to call the kettle black (you're probably not going to understand that either)...[/quote] What the -blam!- are you on about? -_- [quote] The fact you think I'm going to read that is hilarious, if it was someone that didn't spout nonsense every time they posted then I would, but seeing as how it's you, I won't. If you honestly think that having a baby will keep someone together forever, then you're a fool, a big one at that.[/quote] Go ahead, read it. I spent time on it It's got scientific, statistical, mathematical, exponential data both extrapolation, and interpolation as well as anecdotes and sources and, oh, the whole shebang. It is just the best, trust me, you gotta read it; it's worth so much more to your life than anything else will. [quote]No, dumbass, I didn't say that it wouldn't unite them, I said it wouldn't keep them together forever and that's how he acts. *I'm assuming you meant sickest?[/quote] No, I meant thickest You thick fuk I don't like you until you read my important autobibiliography on the timeline of life and babies Now.

[quote]Jajaja, guess the pot does like to call the kettle black ([u]you're probably not going to understand that either[/u])...[/quote] [quote]What the -blam!- are you on about? -_-[/quote] Exactly... That seems to be your typical reply to just about anything... Either you're the best troll ever, or you're a fool, either way I'm done with you.

No, seriously, read my other post It's pure liquid gold and it's the only post I've ever put any effort in pretty please

Having a baby isn't a sure way to keep two people together, even more so when one has cheated multiple times.. Just saying.

I disagree with you, Hitro.