Long story short my mom was at my aunts today which means I was wearing nothing but boxers. On top of that a certain someone was supposed to come over today. So when I woke up to the doorbell I assumed it was her, but I was wrong.
So me being me in nothing but boxers I get behind the door and do some sexy posing. And guess who I opened the door to? A little old woman who handed me a pamphlet about Jesus. She said nothing other than "you need this" and walked away.
Why does this shit always happen to me?
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This is needed [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
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You should have waved your dick around said "you need THIS"
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And [i]then[/i] what happened?
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Was it this guy?
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"well done boy!" *a friendly pat to the shoulder*
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So she got facefullovah yo dick
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You should have pushed it back and said "No, I'm plenty happy like this. You should try it too one day." Also ask for their views on something science-y
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You can just throw shit at them.
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Who gives a -blam!-. She needs to -blam!- off and quit imposing her religion on strangers.
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I love messing with Jehovah's witnesses, next time you get one ask them to explain Dinosaurs, they get soo mad =)
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This is my first time back here in over a year and, op, you reminded me why I should stay here.
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So... What's the problem?
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you needed it.
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XD, you should probably check who is there next time. What if your mom had come home early?
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She seems nice
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>HerFW i lol'd. but that's not flashing
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I can't wait till one comes the the door and I reply "No, sorry i'm a Haruhiist."
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Hahaha brilliant!
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The Flood has taught you well, my son.
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No worries mortal, thou sexiness proved to be too much for the old woman.
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I was actually watching this show about the Miami airport, and there was this one bus full of people that had a terrible crash. A majority of the people in that bus needed a blood transfusion, but the thing was.... they were all Jehovah's witnesses. Dat suxs.
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[quote]On top of that a certain someone was supposed to come over today.[/quote] You mean the pizza man? Yeah dude I can't stand waiting for that guy. I love pizza.
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Guess he witnessed a lot more than Jehovah.
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It would have only been better if if you said something while opening the door. "Hello sexy"
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