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4/7/2013 4:46:31 PM
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Only pervs, losers and idiots watch porn.
I just don't get it. I can understand fapping but watching porn is just aaah!
Literally all they do is have sex and is usually started by some stupid story. "Here's your package" "now do you wanna -blam!- me". The girls all have fake boobs and act like hoes and sluts. Suckers waste money watching it because they are no life, social outcasts.
Porn - Girl: JIZZ ALL OVER MA FACE NOW Man: Okay calm down Girls: TASTES GOOD
Reality - Girl: Ewww don't jizz over ma face
Did you know lots of rapists also were deluded by porn into thinking every girls loves having sex with strangers.
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2 RepliesLolporn. Fapping to yugioh cards master race.
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2 RepliesYou don't like sex with strangers? OP is salty
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Lol dat date tho. Anyway, OP is a fa[u]g[/u]got.
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1 ReplyContinues work in porn industry Sooo I'm in this film right and I'm at subway. Guess what she orders?
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I accept my role as a perv [spoiler]And will now sneak into your bedroom[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYea because I'm sure you've actually banged enough chicks, or even one at that, to know if girls in reality don't like getting jizzed on their face. Some like it, others don't.
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I love all naturals, no fakes. I don't pay for shit. And I have a fiancé. Boom
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[quote]I just don't get it. I can understand fapping but watching porn is just aaah! Literally all they do is have sex and is usually started by some stupid story. "Here's your package" "now do you wanna -blam!- me". The girls all have fake boobs and act like hoes and sluts. Suckers waste money watching it because they are no life, social outcasts. Porn - Girl: JIZZ ALL OVER MA FACE NOW Man: Okay calm down Girls: TASTES GOOD Reality - Girl: Ewww don't jizz over ma face Did you know lots of rapists also were deluded by porn into thinking every girls loves having sex with strangers.[/quote] And that's why I watch real homemade stuff.
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Edited by God: 4/7/2013 4:57:57 PM[quote]Suckers waste money watching it because they are no life, social outcasts.[/quote] [quote]Suckers waste money watching it[/quote] [quote]money[/quote]
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I grip it and rip it.
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[quote]Only perverts, losers and idiots watch porn.[/quote] I'm all three of those things. :D
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1 Reply>Hasn't searched for porn in 4 years >Still masturbates daily >On average about four times >Still finds your argument completely retarded
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I can't even... Just stop talking please
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1 ReplyAre you 12? Once you hit puberty youl appreciate porn
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[quote] "Here's your package" "now do you wanna -blam!- me".[/quote] As a pornstar, I can confirm this.
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Obvious bait is obvious
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15 RepliesOP is just mad that his porn subscription ran out.
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What's porn?
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Lol are you saying you think there is [i]anyone in the world[/i] that watches porn for the back story?
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2 Replies[quote] Literally all they do is have sex and is usually started by some stupid story. "Here's your package" "now do you wanna -blam!- me". The girls all have fake boobs and act like hoes and sluts. Suckers waste money watching it because they are no life, social outcasts.[/quote][spoiler]still a better story than destiny[/spoiler]
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*minimizes porn to tell OP he is fig*
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Edited by Ahhsenberg: 12/3/2014 6:48:08 PMPeople watch porn to help them get off... why is that a problem? [quote]Did you know lots of rapists also were deluded by porn into thinking every girls loves having sex with strangers.[/quote]And I don't even know how to respond to that.
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My grill loves the jizz.
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WHAT THE -blam!- IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!? get a life d-bag!
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What an ass. What guy doesn't watch porn once in a while. If your going to brand people who watch porn as perverts and idiots then it's probably safe to brand you in a similar fashion based on the first thing i thought of you when i read your post; your either a closet homosexual or a bible thumping retard.
