Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Judgement Day The Cricket (MIB Reference) BoomStick
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My little friend. The hard way
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Shoot to thrill Shoots rainbows.nuff said
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01000101
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The Congressman It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
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The Uncle Sam.
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Sploosh
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Overcompensation--a really, really, big rocket launcher.
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Tigerman's Tooth.
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Red Hourglass (Like a black widow) A shotgun that leave an acid spillage on the floor if shot at. (Temporary) Great for Hall ways and bridges.
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[b]The Worker[/b] - Auto shot gun [b]Lick of the Boot[/b] - Hand Cannon [b]Oasis[/b] - Assault rifle two magazine slots and barrels [b]Liberator[/b] - LMG with high rate of fire and moderate recoil [b]the Captain[/b] - Four barreled Hand Cannon
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the abortion only can be used by impoverished sluts
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Chuck norris= nuke
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Edited by RorySkywalker117: 1/15/2014 10:37:31 PMWater Pistol, the sun now trembles before you
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The Caboose (rvb reference)
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Self Respect Revolver that deals massive damage with green plasma bullets. The best part is that when it kills hostiles they become a reflection of you and fight by your side for a short period of time.
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Your new Girlfriend: A sniper that can stop a enemy in place when shot on the leg. like getting stuck in super duper FOTC brand glue.
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Edited by deerkiller777: 1/29/2014 4:35:08 AMForbidden souls, Lost vortex, Controversial agreement. Just a mix of words i just thought of lol
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DRAGONS EMBRACE: A very rare and exotic semi automatic rifle, valued as forbidden by many out world colonies. 'The Kiss' or damage inflicted by the bullets causes the blood from your whole body to go to your head, stop there and it never comes down. Soon, it will come from your nose, your ears and even from your eyes and then, you will die, painfully
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The barfing puma It's a shotgun
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The maraca. It's a grenade that explodes, causing flaming beans to kill anyone in a 7 feet radius. It also sticks like a plasma or Semtex.
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This thread has a long and prosper life. Also here is a name: Liquid A cheeky, blonde and solid sniper rifle, which can turn enemies killed by it into corrosive ooze that deals corrosive/poisoous (depends on which of these exist in the game) AoE-damage.
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Shitstorm
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El Conquistador (The Conqueror) A heavy machine gun decorated with a lot of golden details. (I'm thinking about the spanish galleons decoration) This gun fires flaming bullets with an small explosive charge when you reach the last level.
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a pink gun that shoots explosive pink bubbles n the gun's name shall be Princess Bubblegun, or Queen Bubblegun
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fire and fury a weapon that's similar to a combination of a javelin (missile launcher thingie in real life) and a incineration cannon from halo. so it arcs and rains down a storm of incendiary projectiles